Judge — January 13, 1912 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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@ jannderraee ATLANTA, GA. The New Million Dollar Southern Hotel NOW OPEN HE newest conception of a hotel, superb in the exceptional artistic character of its decorations, and for the comfort and convenience of its equipped with every known facility guests. Excellent arrangements for families who wish home-like environment with seclusion or the opportunity of enjoying all that is most fascinating in hotel life, under one roof. eu RECEPTION-ROOMS INTER GARDENS LOUNGING-ROOM: ENGLIS! IS SUMMER TERRACE GARDEN aad SUN-PARLOR: BILLIARD-ROOM GRILL MUSIC EXCELLENT CUISINE AND SERVICE ‘The most modera hotel in America, where elegance, tefne ‘ment and comfort can be obtained at popular prices. OPEN ALL YEAR CENTRALLY LOCATED At Peachtree Street and Ponce de Leon Avenue ATLANTA, GEORGIA THIS SUIT and Big Outfit What the Governor of North Dakota said to the Governor of South Dakota. (Continued from preceding pace) “The potatoes in Minnesota grow to such tremendous proportions and so rap- idly that they are often planted under dead trees to raise the stumps. Grow- ing potatoes out there explode just like dynamite. In fact, it is the common practice to use them instead of blasting powder.’’ It is necessary for the Governor of Nevada to sign all the Reno divorce papers. Governor Oddie, of that State, is decidedly opposed to the present divorce-law laxness there. He was ten days late joining the Governors’ party. A colleague of Governor Oddie explained OLLAND HOUSE NEW YORK C/TY Offers, at moderate rates, substantial comforts with the elegance, luxury and entertainment demanded by connoisseurs as the best in Hotel-life. Holland House, Fifth Ave. and 30th St. THE MOST MAGNIFICENT WINTER RESORT HOTEL Situated in the most picturesque middle-south Accessible from New York via Railroad and Steamship Lines, Opens January 12th 18-HOLE GOLF COURSE. MILES OF AUTOMODILE ROADS. c ns joor Reere: Unexeelled Cuisine that it took this much of the State exec- utive’s time to sign up enough divorce papers to last during the two weeks he was to be in the East. One of the interesting guests at a dinner given to the Western travelers by John Hays Hammond, in New York, was Dr. Charles A. Eastman, a full- blooded Sioux Indian. Dr. Eastman is an instructor in Dartmouth College and a man of high educational attainments. Calvin B. Brown, representing the Pan- ama-Pacific Exposition, to be held in San Francisco in 1915, took a great fancy to Dr. Eastman. He patted him on the back and said, ‘‘Doctor, you are one of the best Indians in this party.”’ There were funny stories galore, but none better than that told by Governor Carey, of Wyoming. After two weeks of almost incessant entertaining and being entertained, the Governors natu- rally became pretty badly frazzled. They were tired of speaking and badly fatigued in almost every way. Several of the State executives, giving various excuses, endeavored to get away from the crowd, but were unsuccessful. In New York City one of the Governors suddenly announced that he was ill. Without a minute’s delay, he was hus- tled aboard one of the high-power police automobiles and started for the nearest hospital or apothecary. Hardly had the supposedly sick man been carried out of sight of the other Governors than he straightened up and said smilingly to the chauffeur, ‘‘Now take me to the Hippodrome."? He was the only Gov- ernor who saw a show in New York. Went to Waste. She bought no mistletoe, because, A trifle cross, She said the same last Christmas was A total loss. —Louisville Courier-Journal, The Good Old Days.—‘* You don't meet any more bunco steerers or gold-brick men."* “No,” replied Farmer Corntossel; “when a man is after your money now, he doesn’t take the trouble to be sociable an’ show you a good time. He jes’ ad- dresses a few circulars an’ expects you to send him the money by mail.’’— Washington Star. Payer and Payee.—Braggs—''] am still one of those old-fashioned people who believe that honesty pays.’” Waggs—'‘So am I, And I believe just as firmly that dishonesty gets paid.” —Lippincott's Magazine. Papa’s Job.—‘*What is Billy Hardatit doing these days?"’ asked Smithers. “Oh, he’s working his son's way through college,'’ said little Binks.— Harper's Weekly. A Chipper Chopper.—Customer—"'I want to order my wife a round.”’ Butcher—‘‘So do I mine, sir; but she orders me around.’’—Boston Transcript. Murine Eye Tonic has Won Many Friends for that “Morning After the Night Before” Feeling. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. RO! {rents ta date in the $09 fc Avenu comicbooks.com