Judge — January 13, 1912 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Only an Imitation. Little Johnny was going for the first time to spend a few days at his grand- father's farm, As he ran up the steps of the old house, his grandmother caught him up in her arms and put him down, rosy and laughing, before the great log fire in the sitting-room. “Isn't that fine, Johnny?’ she said. “You don’t have big log fires like that in New York, do you?” Johnny looked with wide-eyed delight at the huge logs as they blazed and crackled in the generous old fireplace, but he was stanchly loyal to his “six rooms and bath.’" “It’s nice, grandma; but it’s only an imitation gas log, isn’t it? We have real ones in my house.”"—Red Hen. a [EIR IEI IIIS HIGIIEIEI IBIS IA IIE Since the decision rendered by the United States Supreme Court, it has been decided by the Monks hereafter to bottle CHARTREUSE (Liqueur Péres Chartreux) both being identically the same article, under a combination Izbel representing the old and the new labels, and in the old style of bottle bearing the Monks’ familiar insignia, a3 shown in this advertisement. According to the fécision of the U. S Supreme Court, handed down by Mr. Justice Hughes on May 29th, 1911, no one but the Carthusian Monks (Paes Chartreux) is entitled t> use th: word CHARTREUSE as the name or designation of a Liqueur, so their victory in the suit against the Cusenier Company, representing M Henri Lecouturier, the Liquidator appointed by the French Courts, Only Twice Helped.—Mrs. Jones has y and his successors, the Compagnie Fermiere de la Grande Chartreuse, been very watchful of her husband's diet lately and is in constant fear lest he overea “John,” she asked anxiously one morning, when Jones had been telling her about the banquet which he had at- tended the night before, ‘thow many helpings did you have last night?” “Two,’’ answered Jones absently; “one at the banquet and one on the way home."’—Joe Miller's Joke Book. The Soporific Preacher.—She—‘‘The Rev. 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