Judge — December 3, 1910 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Rewards of Faith By McLANDBURG WILSON Y Grandpa is believing M As any man in town, He hasn't one misgiving The whale gulped Jonah down. My Pa works down in Wall Street And into stocks he dips, He does just what they tell him "Cause he believes in tips. My Ma believes in bottles ts from far and near away the wrinkles And make them disappear. Then Sis believes that fellow Who told her at the door He never, never, never Had kissed a girl before. Mother Goose—1910 “Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Whither do you go?” Me She tossed her head. Then, smiling. “Once more to old Reno.” I believe in Santy, I think him real and true. And do we get our presents? I rather guess we do! The Secret Knicker—" Why is Santa Claus so pop- ular?! B “Because he gives everything but advie HEN we grow up the only thing most of us find in our stocking at Christmas is a hole. Playing no Favorites Ted—"What did she say caught them under the mistlétoe? Ned—" Just. smiled and said I was en you Next The Suffragette \ HANGING up her Christmas stocking She has no hope a to win; But she would think it far from shocking If she should find a vote therein. THINK OF THE DOUGH NUT—AND NOT OF THE HOL? Not Needed Xmas vs, Divorce DeGarry—" How is it you haven't: any Willic—" What kind of Christmas do you midi hangine wpa expect tovhave this year? Madge—" Why, dear, is that what de- Bobbic—"Don’t know yet: the judge tains ea? y ham't decided whether papa or mama shail ‘#5 you? have me." HE wise girl doesn't hide her mistletoe THE watched stocking never gets filled. under a bushel. Saving Money Brown—" What induced you to marry that girl? Black—" I'll tell you, Brown; her birth- day comes on Christmas.” Santa Claus as we Grow Older How He Looked at Different Ages At Ten Or: isn’t he jetty! he nicest man I know. Oh, isn’t he good natured! I wish he'd come once a month. At Fifty N°. I don’t expect anything. a It's a shame to teach children such rot I haven't wor out all last year’s ties anyway. It’s all tomfoolery. Mother Goose—1910 Mary ate but little lamb, That fact we cannot question ; But then she ate four quarts of cream, Which gave her indigestion, Mother Goose—1910 There was a little girl Who had a little curl, od looks and fe she couldn’ figure seldom seen; e little thing omic opera queen. And made her a The Sleighing Girl By J. J. CO} Tie while the merry sleighbells’ song Goes echoing on the wind, We feel i We leave all cares bel le along, ind. The cunning hood she likes to wear Sets off her beauty well, And makes me worship her, I fear, Much more than I can teil. But still she wears it not because Tt_ makes her look so gay, She knows that by sleig Big hats are in the way. NEVER kiss a girl Tecause you mistletoe. Santa Understood By F. P, PITZER Ww! santa got into the room He found the mantle bare And he was pretty sure last y A stocking dangled there. He looked about him anxiously And saw upon a shelf A big toy doll-house deep in dust (M house he'd brought himself.) Beside it lay a little doll With dusty dress and hood— His small cs filled up with tears For Santa understood. He put.the toys back in his bag And then said with a sigh * “T wish the little Angels hung Their stockings in the sky.” To pareeee- Tae CHRISTMAS “ BELLS.” comicbooks.com