Judge, 1910-07-30 · page 14 of 16
Judge — July 30, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page from Judge magazine (a date-unclear satirical weekly) primarily features **advertising and charitable appeals** rather than political cartoons. The main content is "A Few of the Afflicted" — a lighthearted satirical poem by Cy Warman mocking contemporary American humorists and writers. It names figures like **Tom Daly, Joe Cone, and Wilbur Nesbit**, poking fun at their literary styles and mannerisms (ethnic stereotypes included — "Dago," "Yonson"). The satire targets their pretentious or overwrought writing. The dominant visual feature is "Eleven Miles of Happiness," promoting **Sea Breeze**, a charitable fresh-air resort for poor mothers and children. The accompanying donation scale ($2.50-$100) shows Judge readers could sponsor working-class families' vacations. Additional ads include **High Life Beer** (Milwaukee), cocktail recipes, and real-estate promotion. The page reflects Gilded Age concerns: mocking literary affectation while celebrating charitable paternalism toward the urban poor.
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HIGH LIFE BEER Mitwaukee a | THe CHAMPAGNE OF Borrieo y Miter JUDGE A Few of the Afflicted. (He was afficted with the magic of words "— Kipling.) By CY WARMAN. Tom DALY, with his Dago dope, Supplies a Daly, cet; “Arroyo” Chap- a throws the| And’ Yonson is! “The Swede." Joe Cone, the bril- liant Boston- ese, | Writes | oodles of | * Jocosities.”” CY WARMAN, Secretary of the American Judge is published weekly by the LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City John A. Sleicher, President. Westean Abventisina Orvice: 1136-7 Marquette Building, Chicago, 1l!. Sabscriptions payable in advance by draft on New York, or by ehecks which are at a discount in New York City, cents a year for postage; to all foreign countries EUROPEAN AGENTS—International News Company, Bream's Brentano's, Avenue de COpera, Furia ; Saarbach's Nev Ror de la Victoire, Daria: Clara Strasse, Mainz, Ger Lane, ling, Chancery La: above Forular rates at any of th ‘The contents of on Contributors mast includ return of the latter when fou rected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. tamped and self- unavailable cannot be while in our hands or in transi red on postal eard or by letter. PTAC NOBUS! Present year10 conta per copy : 190, 29 conta; 1908, 39 cents, GAANGE OF ADDRESS: as the new address, and the led r number on their wrapper. Entered at New York as Second-class Mail Matter. is what our Thirty Thousand Fresh-Air Guests would make, yearly, if in line like these tenement mothers at Sea Breeze. They have suffered from lack of proper food and clothing, from dark, crowded rooms, from overwork, sickness and bereavement. Sea Breeze cured Smiling Joe of tuberculosis. How Many May We Send as Your Guests? $ 2.50 will give a whole week of new life and cheer to a worn out mother, an underfed working girl, a convalescing patient, or an aged toiler. 5.00 gives a teething baby and its ‘little mother "* of ten a cool, healthful week. 10.00 gives four run-down school children a fresh start for next year. 25.00 names a bed for the season. 50.00 names a room. 100.00 gives a happy excursion to 400 mothers and children—their only outing. Will you have a Lawn Party or a Children’s Fair to belp us? Write for literature. Please send your gift to R. S. MINTURN, Treas. Room 244 105 East 22d Street NEW YORK United Charities Building N. Y. ASSOCIATION for IMPROVING the CONDITION of the POOR R. Folton Cutting, President prees or postal onder, not by loeat Postage free in the United States, its dependencies, and Mexico. To Canadian Provinces add & ‘add $1.00 a year. il F.C. Londo Exchange, 16 John Streei, AdcloAt, London. ‘Subscriptions ‘and advertising for ail the publications of LeslieJudge Company will be taken at dressed envelope with all manuscripts, otherwise guaranteed. We receive such material, sub- Tiltted for publication, ‘only on condition that we shall not be held responsible for ita loss or injury If Jupae cannot be found at any news-stand, the publishers will be under obligations if that fact bo ete. ‘Subscribers when ordering a change of address should’ give the old as well From two to three weeks must necesaarily ‘elapse before the change can be made, and before the first copy of JUDGE will reach any new subscriber. Press Humorists” ‘Ausociation Sam Kiser, holding Nora’s hand, Sighs, leaning near, ‘* My Queen, Would I were Pierpont Morgan, and That you were Hetty Green!”” ile Wilbur Nesbit sits and sings 8, soubrettes, and other things. The Roses, down in Cleveland town, Philosophize in Dutch; And Schaefer and Ted Robinson, They both do very much As others do who write with ease— Do just about as they durn’d please. Young Edmund Cooke, who early thrived, In spite of cramping youth, Observes, ‘But two men have ai rived— The other one was Booth.’” Whereat his namesake, Eddie Guest, Lets a low laugh blow from his ches ) J. Mortimer Lewis, he Who lures the weekly ghost, Exudes a daily jeu d’esprit Down on the Houston Post, While Douglas Malloch, with his axe, Carves poems for the lumberjacks. The Yonkers Statesman, Oliver, Bill Lampton, of the World, Do mental flip-flaps, so much per. John Kendrick Bangs, feet curled | Beneath him, gazing at the sun, Paws poems from a Remington. | McLandburgh Wilson, gentle soul! | Sifts sunshine in the Sun, | Wherein 'Gene Field was first revealed | (At least one other one). My hat to her—beg pardon Likewise to Lee, of Jupa! | Newt. Newkirk, of the Boston Post | (Ike Walton's shade is here) ; And John D. Wells, who was our host At Buffalo last year, He's a president, comment sapri! There's money in that name, John D.! Batt. Loomis, king of humorists, 'Throned neath the Jersey skies— Well, when he laughs he's funniest, But funny when he cries. ‘him (7) and Zim. As otters ooze otter of rose. Frank Adams, of the New York Mail, | Our own Frank Gadsby, too, Are in the push and on the trail; George Fitch is coming through, But Gillilan is on again With Flanagan and gone again. ‘2 good cocktail should call for Makes the best Every lover of Abbott's Bitters. To Pauline. By WILLIAM J. LAMFTON. (ee Presi Valted AULINE, Pauline! Thou lacteal sprit Which pours forth streams Of pure delight, ‘to cheer the White House folk and rise To milky ways this side the skies! Tt matters little Whence you came, You seem to get there EY From some rare souls rare humor flows, Club Cocktails Taste right because mixed right—to meas- ure, not by guess. Simply strain through cracked ice and serve. Martial (stu base)and Manhet- ton( base) ave the pepaler, At all geod de 1,000 Island c House i Alexandria Bay Jefferson County New York IN THE HEART OF THE THOUSAND ISLANDS In the most enchanting spot in all America, where nature's charms are rarest, all the de- lights of modern civilization are added in the 1,000 Island House. No hotel of the Metropolis provides greater living facilities or such lnxurious comfort—real home comfort —as does this palatial summer retreat. 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