Judge — July 23, 1910 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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A French paper says there has been discovered, among some old parchments belonging to the seventeenth century, a curiously worded account st the abbot of a convent, by a painter who jhad done some work for a church. The | following are some of the items in the bill: Fr. Sous. 5 1. Amended and varnished the Ten Commandments Embellished Pontius Pilate and put a new ribbon in his cap . For a new tail to St. Pe- ter’s cockrel and mending its comb Replaced the penitent thief upon the cross and mended one of the fingers Feathered and re-gilt the left wing of the angel Ga- briel . Washed the handmaid of Caiaphas, the high priest, and reddened her cheeks . Renewed the sky, gilt the sun, and cleaned the moon . Brightened up the flames of | Purgatory and touched up a few souls | 9. Brightened up the fires of | "hell, put a new tail on Lu- cifer, mended one of his | claws, and done a few |___ things for the damned . 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