Judge, 1910-05-28 · page 13 of 16
Judge — May 28, 1910 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, featuring a major advertisement for The Prudential Insurance Company's "Monthly Income Policy." The ad occupies most of the center and right side. The page includes several **humorous anecdotes** in the left column: 1. A story about Representative Longworth of Ohio recounting an Irish mother's pride that her son received time off prison for "good behavior" 2. A joke about Theodore Roosevelt boasting about Spanish-American War exploits to an English guest, with his son Kermit asking if he "couldn't get anybody to help you"—satirizing Roosevelt's self-aggrandizement 3. A brief tale about a "country gentleman" surprised that an Episcopal clergyman preaches in shirtsleeves, mocking class pretensions The cartoons labeled "The Photograph" and "The Caricature" at bottom appear to be Judge's signature feature—contrasting realistic versus satirical renderings, though subjects are unclear from this reproduction. The page also contains period advertisements for Blatz beer and W.L. Douglas shoes.
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WHY SHE WAS PROUD. Representative Longworth, of Ohio, ing his friends this one. He heard it at a gathering at the National Press Club in Washington recently. An irish woman had occasion to cail upon aneighbor. Noting that the house was unduly decorated she remarked upon the novelty. ‘‘And shure it’s because my son | is just after comin’ home from prison,” the other exp! “But I thought he got tin years,’’ commented the neighbor gravely. ‘‘He did, but they g’ve "im three years off f'r good behavior," answered the mother. The, other woman was silent for a minute in’t it grand to ALL ALONE. An amusing story about Mr. Roose- velt has just become public after many sears. Doing the honors at the White House to an English guest, the Presi- dent regaled the latter with stories of his prowess during the Spanish-Ameri- can War. Kermit, who had been lis- tening attentively to the monologue, finally broke in with the anxious query, , “Say, popper, couldn't you get any- body to help you lick the Spaniards?”” | The piquancy of a Sherbet is attained by using adash of Abbott’s Bitters. Sample by mail, 25 ets. instamps, C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. A DEMOCRATIC PREACHER. A good story is told of a ‘‘country gentleman”? who, for the first. time, heard an Episcopal clergyman preach. He had read much of the aristocracy and pride of the church, and when he returned home he was asked if the peo- ple were “Pshaw, no!’ replied he. ‘* Why, the minister actually preached in his shirt sleeves.”” the Same ff Good Ola & The Following Extract From a Letter To Prudential Ordinary Policyholders Should be read attentively by Every Husband and Father of a Family: I wish to specifically call attention to what has become popularly known as The Prudential Monthly Income Policy. Practical experience has demonstrated to us that this is the safest and most perfect form of life insurance contract ever devised for the absolute protection of the family. The different forms of insurance issued by The Prudential have their special merits and are issued to meet the specific wishes or needs of our patrons. But whether for specific or general purposes, provision for the actual support of depend- ents is the natural and sincere desire of every husband and father. There is nothing that so completely meets this requirement as The Prudential Monthly Income Policy. The wife is educated to depend on an income or allowance to meet the current bills and expenses of running the home. Hence it would be safest and most con- venient for the widow and mother also to have an income payable monthly, like a A Prudential pension or salary, which would relieve her of such business cares as the investing of money and of the uncertainties that would naturally attend. The Prudential Monthly Income Policy protects her in’ these re- spects. It removes all possibility of loss. It is the widow's policy, the home policy, the family policy, and if everything else should fail, it comes to the rescue, and i to her a never-failing source of support. No plan for the support and protection of the widow, the daughter, the son, or other dependent has ever been devised that is so perfect in all its features. It may also be taken upon the Endow- ment plan, providing for a monthly income or old age pension, for the insured himself, or for his beneficiary, or for both. I remain, very truly yours, PRESIDENT. Monthly Income Policy Check Coming Every Month Will Pay Household Bills. Write for full Details. AAMAS THE STRENGTH OF / A SIRALTAR » Home Office, ® The Prudential , Insurance Company of America Incorporated as a Stock Company by the State of New Jersey Name Newark, N. J. ay =< fs Beneficiaty’s age... JUDGE'S CARICATURE STUDIES. CLARK HOWELL, Editor Atlanta Constitution, W. L. DOUCLAS $5, $4, $3.50, $3, $2.50 & $2 THE STANDARD POR 30 YEARS. Millions of men wear W.L. Douglas shoes be- cause they are the low- est prices, uality con- sidered, in the world. Made upon honor, of the bestleathers,bythemost skilled workmen, in all the latest fashions. $2. asia yaraniees thelr val 1. Dor 1 by ame and price on the bottom, “LOOK fur 1c game sha p tom, Look ‘Ack JUDGE'S LIBRARY VUNE NUMBER ASK Fon TDaTgue Ct Cup, Care fi fi) 10 cts.---All Newsdealers---10 cts. Insiston“Biarz™ ‘at WIGS and TOUPEES Conncsromoence LOMBARD, BAMBINA CO. THE CARICATURE. 1 113 Monroe St, Lynn, Mass. THE PHOTOGRAPH. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com