Judge — January 15, 1910 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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2. The explorer leaves New York. land. JUDGE JUDGE'S MOVING PICTURE SHOW. 3. He arrives in Green- 4. After making up (for 5. he tempts the Esquimaux photo) , with gumdrops. 6. And a gumdrop table of values is posted on a skin. T pele Fe | He establishes 11, Taking observations (not for photo) . x 16. Accidentally he sights an iceberg, which gives him a severe chill. 21. Brooklyn goes wild over dance?” Yes.” “Well, I stole a kiss. “« What did she say?"" Will that be all D YEAR gave a farewell party, Yineteen Hundred and Nine. His guests were April, May, and June, And all the other nine. Professor Wind he just blew in, Miss Snow came dressed in white; Jack Frost was there in dances rare, His partner was Miss Night. 12. He brings up the gum- drop sledge. 17. On to Copenhagen, fame, and gold!” is his cry after six months’ treatment. 22. He lectures at $7,000 per re- him. peat FORCE OF HABIT. «¢\VOU KNOW that pretty salesgirl I 13. ‘Boys, here are ten gumdrops. "You saw me See the pole, didn’t you?"* 14. The infallible gumdrops get the Esquimaux’ goat. 20. Denmark falls at his feet, and he receives a med- al from the Royal University. 18. Fur clothes are put away. 19. Before boarding his vessel he makes ready by adding lines of pain, agony, suffering, etc. 23. His records go to Copen- hagen and his nights become strangely restless, 24. He resolves that some- thing is rotten in Denmark and departs into 2s. Utter Darkness. ANAGRAMMATICALLY ONSIDERING the number of divorces, the United States is anagrammatically identical with the ‘‘ Untied’’ States, took home from the Knicker—* It is difficult to sit in judgment. Bocker—"* Yes; when you find a person qualified to throw the first stone, he generally can’t throw straigh' THE WATCH PARTY By WB. KINSER. July and June struck up a tun’ Young August asked Mies Snow to waltz. Called “Turkey and the Pig March and May and old September Danced an Irish jig. Professor Wind he butted in And tried to lead the band; And when they shouted, ‘‘Put him out!"” He could not understand. He loved her many charms, But never knew that she was false Till she melted in his arms. They all sat down at the festal board; “Three cheers, mine host!"’ they cried. At stroke of twelve New Year came in, And Old Year gasped and died!