Judge, 1910-01-08 · page 13 of 16
Judge — January 8, 1910 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and miscellaneous humor content** rather than focused political satire. The main elements: **"The Syndicated Hero"** references classical literature (Horatius at the bridge) being commercialized—a dig at how syndicated newspaper content recycled literary classics for profit rather than originality. **"The Boy on the Street"** is a simple pun: a child misunderstands "scalpers" (ticket speculators who sit in front rows) as literally causing baldness. **Various brief jokes** mock marriage dynamics, cooking, and social pretension—standard early-20th-century domestic humor with no clear political target. The **dominant content is advertising**: The Prudential Insurance Company's monthly income policy (guaranteeing $10/month) and Karo Corn Syrup dominate the page, along with health advice and miscellaneous verse. This appears to be a typical Judge issue mixing light humor with commercial content—entertainment rather than sharp political commentary.
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marereesen THE SYNDICATED HERO. |LET THE CLASSICS STILL “‘Let one man stand at HOLD SWAY: my right hand,” Horatius| Young wife—'‘This dish, quoth, quoth he. ‘‘Let one | dearest, is an original com- abide at my left side and position of my own.” keep the bridge with me. Three men,| Husband—“Well, I should rather, I wot, can make it hot for caitiff foes | my pet, that you would cook after the like these; and when we write about |old masters.”—Meggendorfer Blaetter. | the fight, we'll share the roy: WHERE CHARITY SEEKETI! ° Month HER OWN. | Rent, Food and Clothing ===" Louisville Courier-Journal, ‘A CHERAL STORY: | Mrs, Brown—“We're so glad to 8 They walked among the shredded wheat, you give all the scraps to the cat, When grape-nuts were in season. | Susan!" He asked her why she seemed sosweet;/ The new treasure—“*Wot I ses, mum, She answered, ‘There's a reason.” is—be good to the cat, and you may —Brooklyn Life. ‘save ‘arf your washing up.""—Tit-Bits. Newest Monthly Income The Prudential Insurance Company °f“ lnrerporated as a Stork Company by the Mate of Sem Jereey JOHN F. DRYDEN, President Home Office, Newark, N. J. ff Beneficiary’s Ase. Incomes from $10 per Month up Guaranteed JOME to thee and thine, And to me and mine, Good fellowship— Good friendship— To all ye time. Tue Lovina Cup. “THE BOY ON THE STREET.” “If those bald men in the front rows went in by the stage door they wouldn’t lose their hair, would they, ma?” “Why do you ask?”” “Pa said those men out in front were scalpers.’” rom mers oe | ten Tenner cme Come Girls—get together | When H is bloomi ‘ A—“Don't you think | am fortunate "(ive heard Ke Ke pote aad = and have a Taffy Pull. Make the taffy with Oe eee ee eee ete sang And Xenophon Anabed go late he came Karo. See how smooth and golden it pulls. How !aw? She has written some brilliant - “Kome tn the dark ro. See 7 congs without words.” They must have seen some bully scraps, delicious it tastes. How wholesome it B—Incredible!""—Fliegende Blaetter. “but, though they're not to blame, | is. Karo Fudge too—simply perfect— They never saw, benighted men, a real, and Caramels and Butter Scotch live football game! ~Harvard Lampoon. Health Rules ie ] O for 1910 APPROPRIATE DANCE. Stude (preparing for junior week)— Don’t Worry “No, I don’t want to learn any fancy CORN SYRUP é dances; I want something stable, like Take Exercise te two-step ” . vss tharta Instructor—‘How about ie Be Good Natured dance?"’—Cornell Widow. Eat Plain Food Drink Evans’ Ale SINTER WIND, . ‘i The winter wind whirls in the street Live the Happy Life ‘And sings about one’s head, . And as there is no snow to blow, Grandfather Time, M. D. It carries dust instead. —Buffalo Express, In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Eatiton comicbooks.com