Judge — November 13, 1909 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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“RARE AND DELIGHTFUL GIFTS.” Juver’s files are overcrowded with origin comic, sentimenta 0 and otherw at have app must have spa "going to let our ve an unnsual oppor- tunity » placed a nomina price these original paint- ings, drawings and sketches, many of them by artists of wide reputation, and all by artists of recognized merit and ability, who may one day hold the high- est rank. Some we have marked at, twenty-five cents, some at three dollars and there are all sorts of prices between. there is only one picture ofa » lar; sting gift to surprise or deligh nd on a holiday. w two suggestions. First, numbers of June pick out something that suits y fancy. Write us, giving the number of Jence in which it appears and a descrip- tion of the picture. We will notify you of the size and price of the original Or, second, try this method. | Send us the sum you wish to spend; n a sug- gestion ax to the kind of drawing whether comic, pretty or sentimental, whether for a man or woman, whether and we will end you can make ht away. Department. Leslie- Fifth Avenue, New PRIVATE STOCK THE FINEST EE EVER BREWED Ask for it at (ihe Club, Cate on Butt Instat on *lats”” Correspondenco invited direct uape. 'REFLECTED HUMOR' HE GOT EVEN. An intoxicated man boarded a train, When the conductor, who weighed nearly three hundred pounds, called for his ticket, he too drowsy to hunt for) it. he stout conductor became im- patient, and, after attending to the rest ngers’ tickets, returned to} the intoxicated man, and, with much ed to do one of three Show your ticket, pay your fare get off." By this time the man was able to find his ticket and was more disposed to talk, so, as the stout conductor was leaving | him, he called after him, re here, you'll have to do one of three things, too } “What are those conductor. | “Walk more, eat less or bust,"? was the | reply, which started a laugh all around. * asked the amused WHY THIS BRIDE TURNED PALE. Two ladies, who had known each other in years gone by, met on tl Both of them were married to mu: The one, a bride ofa year, is pushing. ere three fine ail girls. ‘The other lady had been in the bonds of matrimony a couple of weeks. “What beautiful children claimed the newly married one, oil terest. **Yes,"’ replied the proud mothe “Let me tell you the funniest ¢ dence. At our wedding supper the boys who played with my husband in the or- chestra serenaded him, and they play “Three Little Ma * from ‘The Mikado, Isn't that que: At this the newly married one turned pal *Merey!"" she gasped ding supper Tom's: frie him, also, and th tette,” from ‘Lucia. “‘At our wed- ‘The popularity of Abbott's Bitters as a tonie is) country wis REFLECTIONS OF A BACWELOR. | two persons to whom a woman's It is so next to impossible to te boy to earn his own living that it's hardly ¢ worth while to try if you can support him, There's hardly anything so @ man’s standing in a cot get a lot of some other man’s money away from him.—N. Y. Press. | ood for | THE DAILY HEALTH HINT. 1 A New York scientist has discovered that wienerwursts are dangerous to one’s health Beware of the dog!— Princetin Tiger. 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