Judge — November 13, 1909 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LESLIE-JUDCE COMPANY 226 Fitth Avenue New York 1 in | For, oh, she stuck h And she was most expe —E In answering advert:acments please ) takes his first lesson in smoking. —London Punch, , Whatev Shears amd Paste Pot HIS WORK AND HERS. her crochet needle 470 times. “Ready for what? “One hundred and seventy Ik er for what? sign!” she wailed; And he rolled his head against the | seventy letters to si . do you fee of his chair in a helpless sort of a| want to kill yourself?” —New York Sun, way that was only equaled by the de- _ seree of languor with which he batted NO DISGUISING THE FACT Among the guests at an informal din. ner in New York was a bright 'hiladel. | pni girl. “These are snails," said a gentleman , “Now, Will," said Josephine, ‘it’ going in und out e you began to get ready.’” ighed William. ers to Why, we have an engagement to call on the Olive: she answered. ‘*Come, now! Hurry up!” | “I'm so tired,’’ he murmured. next to her, when that dainty was And his anties were such that Joseph- | served. ‘‘I suppose Philadelphia peopl ine was really alarmed, not yet having don’t eat them for fear of cannibalism, found out what a monster of deceit man ‘Oh, no,’’ was her instant reply is, and she ran to him and knelt by his isn’t that. We couldn't catch them. chair with an anxious little ery. “Poor boy!"’ she exclaimed, should not work so hard!"" | He made a helpless motion such as a vietim at the stake might make when sked to come to take a walk. Ab, that wicked, wicked Wall she cried. ‘*Will, I wouldn’t “It isn’t worth it!” rolled his head again, “Will, you mustn’t work so hard!’" she entreated. ‘Oh, dear! oh “You! The widow's weeds — The mourning glory.—Harvard Lampom, |Dont Wear =, a Truss ‘i 186 it! Brooks’ Appliance. the on trial to prove it. 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ROMEIKE’S fi ked in and out of the kitchen | auyear alsut you ser te |: y want. te be » three apple f “i 8 into 180 pie Iso made a cake, and, in- mixing |S ter, she brought her spoon against the side of the bow! 760 times Man Wanted Quich she made the hash she brought washed one it up and She iro eight-pour f her aprons, rubbing pwn the board 180 time d for an hour, pushi sadiron backward and for. 0 times, | For a rest she did a little needlework, , mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.