Judge — November 13, 1909 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Twat aint mg coment 7 iE COATED am. ESSAY ON A MIRROR. (From the Freshman English Course.) HE mirror is a popular subject, for there are lots of people who are always looking into it. Most mirrors are square, yet everywhere we go we see them round, A mirror occasionally has to be tipped or it won't work well, Some mirrors are sickly and have a long stretch of pane, with sometimes a break. Mirrors are usually straight and have high situations in many offices and private establishments throughout the Nand. In character some are broad, ~|some are narrow, most are smooth and all have a hard charac and are rather |shallow. Most of us sce something to like in the mirror, yot it is always cast- ing reflections on’ our personal appear- | ances. —Princetun Tiger. Ja hiclets «. REALLY DELIGHTFUL - JUST RIGHT AFTER DINNER Wf Try Them! 17 can't buy, Chictets te 2 f supply FRANK K. FLEER & COMPANY, lec. Philadelphia, U. S. A., and Toronto, Canede Pears’ Soap is made in a clean, sun-tlooded factory ; then stored a full year ina dry, airy place, before coming to you. Is it such a wonder it Jasts so long THE LIBE CO-ED. Sweet as a thousand apple blooms Was the scent of her silky hair; She seemed to hallow the white-arched rooms | With her dainty grace and her faint per- fumes, For, lo! she was very fair. Weary I watched the little m: With eager and hungry ey ‘The clock struck nine, but sti With my bells all on ‘and my braid, But tired to death was I. I stayed hair ina And many a And swi The maid rning glance I took f. ous book | book myself! ty of Wisconsin Sphine, CUTTING. Amana Killer Kohed ought To to “Professor, have my pieture Magnificent New man House Absolutely Fireproet a blast fur- Michigan Hott THE GREAT APPEAL. Of forms of introduction known jedtaand ns.” $2.50.and upward Bedroon and Maths 85. brother, i : REBUKED. n't you think that our rth a t, tut, Clari match quarters, flat is lots Friend- form to Widow, — Cornell HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAF EXPLAINED. ng to toast the foot- 3 porrow, Oh, now [understand why | it a gridiron.” N. Branch War —Columbia FOR _g MEN OF BRAINS ‘Jester. his goes a | CAP AND GOWN SMILES. Purity, mellowness 240 flavor are the distinguish. ing qualities of Sutuy Brook Whiskey Distilled and bottled under ff supervision of U.S. Internat Revenue Officers.” Every bottle bears the Govern. THE PUNDIT SAYS. A pun is the lowest form of wit, but nes prefer a dachshund to a Great Dane. The easiest place to see the point of a} joke is from behind. Don’t carry a joke too far. Let it carry itself. With proper exercise one joke should last a man a lifetime. Jokes ure like clothes—we always see how well they fit the other man. Practical joke—one that affords a physician practice.— Princeton Tiger. SUNNY BROOK Distillery Co. Jefferson County, Kentucky It's a wise horse that knows his own fodder. —Harvard Lampoon, Mil never yer in your ethan likely) London Sketch Lrown beastly machine AT THE TOP THERE IS ALWAYS ONE THERE ARE NEVER TWO BESTS! HARPER IS NUMBER ONE! THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST! IGARS, “A little of said th “MADE AT KEY WEST S from his cigar. t aut, as he flic -Harvard Lampoon, In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. Seeantre Drera cine Co. Levis It will be appreciated.