Judge — July 3, 1909 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“Well,” said the tall Sky-rocket, lay- ing down his morning paper, ‘‘to-mor- row is the Fourth of July, and the weather bureau says it is going to be a sticky day.”” That's better than a rainy day,” said the Pin-wheel, ‘Somehow or otHer a rainy day dampens my spirits and interferes with my work.”” “I suppose,’” said the Sky-rocket, | ‘*that some fresh kid will try to get a rise out of me before night."” “Yes,"’ sighed the Giant Cracker; ‘and they'll be after me for some kind of a report, too, I imagine.” “You bet they will,’’ said the bundle of Punk; ‘‘and you'll find me right with you, Cracky, old chap. I'll help you make a noise in the world.’” “Thank you very much, Punky, |turned the grateful Cracker. ‘‘It's al- ways easier getting started with you AFTER TE round, even if you are light-headed. | Anybody see the Torpedo this morning?” | “No—he went off last night’? said |the Pin-wheel, ‘and I don't believe he coming back. The boss threw him down hard, and he fairly exploded with wrath."” “I'm rather worried about the Bal- loon,"” put in the Green Light. “He told me he was busted, and was very much afraid he'd make a fizzle of it. It's a tough thing to be a Balloon and collapse at the critical moment. He'd be fired in a jiffy. ejaculated the Sky- hat’s nothing but Balloon talk AClean, Healthy Scalp and beautiful hair usually tell the story of PACKER’S TAR SOAP “Particularly recommended as a shampooing agent. It removes dandruff, stimulates the blood ves- sels of the scalp, and produces a beneficial influence upon the nerve supply." — Monthly Cyclop. of Med. ‘The Packet Mfg. Co., New York OVERHEARD IN THE FIREWORKS SHOP. “ What yer laughing fer, Jimmy?” **Cause I don’t have to wash my hands.” | Sky-rocket. |—he’s always full of hot air. Just you watch him, He may go up in the air, but he'll carry it off with a swell front I right.”” | “That's what I told him,’ said the! +Green Light; ‘but he’s so nervous he he'll have to take gas.” “I wonder if I'll satisfy the crowd,” said the Pin-wheel anxiously. “Of course you will. There's of you to go round half a dozen times, you little spitfire you,” said the Sky- rocket affectionately. “Well, I don’t know,” said the Pin-| wheel; “you know I've got whe head, and sometimes I get rattled and wabble.”” An American's sense of projecting “That can be cured if you are careful himself far beyond the skies and hills of of your nails,’" suid the Sky-rocket. ‘*A his forefathers is largely responsible for crooked or a rusty nail can ruin the best his self-assurance—for his mental vigor Pin-wheel that ever whirled.”” and the progress which this has meant. “I guess that’s s0,"" said the Pin- The Sixth Sense—the sense of pro- jection—is due to the telephone. Itis due to the Bell telephone system which at any instant conveys his personality, if not his Person, to any part of the country. It carries his voice with directness to the car of the person wanted. Carries it with its tone qualitiesand inflections—things which are vital to the expression of personality. Bell telephone service is more than a mere carrier of messages. It isa system of sensitive wire nerves, carrying the perception-message to the nerve centre and the return message simultancously. It is the only means of communication which thus carries the message and the answer instantly. While you are pro- jecting your personality—the strength of FOURTH. phone at his elbow. wheel. “I'll send for a manicure the _ first thing in the morning. “That's right,” said the Sky-rocket. “If youdo that and take a spoonful of cod-liver oil and powder your nose just before you start, I’ll bet a hat you'll make a hit.” “don’t care about making a hit,” said the Pin-wheel; “but I do want to do my turn without a hitch, Thate a stammering Pin-wheel.”” “Is my cap on straight?" asked the Toy Pistol. “Yes; but I think it comes down a little too far over your forehead,"’ said the Green Light, with a sly wink at the “What harm will that do?” asked the Toy Pistol innocently. Hl “It'll smother your bang,’’ replied the Green Light gravely. And the assembled Fireworks fairly exploded with laughter, waking the Bomb from her nap and making her so angry that she literally blew them all up, thereby putting an untimely end to our little story. MORACE DODD GasTIT. . WONDERFUL GIRL. There was a girl in our town, And she was wondrous sweet. She felt her hair was coming down One day while on the street. And when she found her hair was down, | With all her might and main She twisted it into a knot And put it up again. | In answering advertisements please mention Junce. It will be appreciated. A POPULAR EXPRES * Gosh—all fish-hooks your individuality, to the distant point, the party at the other end is projecting his personality, at the same instant and by the same means, to you. You are virtually in two places at once. Though this service is in a class by itself, the Bell telephone has no fight with the other public utilities. Its usefulness is dove-tailed into all other - utilities. Each of the others is unquestionably made more,effective by the Bell telephone. A telegram is delivered from receiving office to house by telephone, The more people telegraph, the more they tele- phone, The more people travel, the more they telephone, The more ener- getically a man pursues business of any kind, the more he needs and uses the telephone. The universal Bell telephone gives every other utility an added usefulness. It provides the Nation with its Sixth Sense. A business man has one important arm of his business paralyzed if he does not have a Long Distance Tele- It extends his personality to its fullest limitations—applies the multiplication table to his business possibilities. It keeps things moving. The American Telephone and Telegraph Company And Associated Companies Every Bell Telephone Is a Long Distance Station comicbooks.com