Judge, 1907-10-12 · page 13 of 16
Judge — October 12, 1907 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than a coherent editorial piece. The notable satirical elements include: **"Patriotism"** (top left): A anecdote mocking performative patriotism. A woman at a Civil War veterans' parade demands others cheer because she lost two husbands in the war—her sacrifice supposedly obligating public enthusiasm. The satire suggests her grief, while valid, doesn't justify demanding patriotic displays from strangers. **"Sizing Her Up"** (center): A brief comic dialogue where a woman asking about keeping hens is mistaken for a boarding-house seeker. It's mild wordplay humor with no deeper satirical intent. **"Doubtful"** (lower center): A parent jokes they won't name their baby after a political candidate because he likely won't be elected—satirizing the candidate's poor prospects. The remainder is advertising for period products: Iver Johnson revolvers, cough syrup, playing cards, shaving soap, and liquor. This reflects Judge's business model of mixing editorial content with substantial advertising revenue.
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