Judge, 1907-04-13 · page 14 of 16
Judge — April 13, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor pieces**, not political satire. The "Timely Advice" poem humorously urges readers to keep wearing garters or suspenders into spring—a practical joke about men's fashion, as mild weather tempts premature removal of winter undergarments. The "Not Flawless" joke is a simple pun: a man won't marry his girlfriend Pearl because there's "a flaw in the mother-of-pearl"—wordplay on both the gem and her mother. Most of the page consists of product advertisements: Club Cocktails, Boston Garter (with "cushion button clasp"), Cook's Imperial Extra Dry champagne, Trimble Whiskey, Sohmer Pianos, and remedies for blood poison and kidney troubles. There's also a prominent ad for Glenn Lyle Saxton's "American Dwellings"—an architect's book offering house plans. The Trimble Whiskey ad includes a sentimental verse about drink. Overall, this is a typical early-1900s magazine page mixing light humor with commercial messaging rather than substantive satire.
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TIMELY ADVICE. Now, this is all I have to say— Keep ‘em on. To early spring fall not a prey. Keep ‘em on Think not because mild breezes blow That we are done with sleet and snow. It’s quite a jump to June, you know. Keep ‘em on! Let others foolish be, but you Keep ‘em on. No matter what your neighbors do, Keep ‘em on. I need not come right out, I ween, For surely you are not that green. I take it you know what I mean, So keep ‘em on! —Courier-Fournal. NoT FLAWLESS. Tom—« If, as you say, Pearl is such a jewel, why don’t you marry her 2” ack—T'm afraid there is a flaw in the mother-of-pearl."—Chicago News. SANDS have discarded the idea of their own cocktails —all will ing the CLUB COCKTAILS a fair ientifically blended from the choicest old liquors and mellowed with age make them the perfect cocktails that they are. Seven kinds, most popular of which are Martini (Gin base), Manhattan (Whiskey base). fe following label appears on every bottle : GENTLEMEN WHO DRESS FOR STYLE NEATNESS, AND COMFORT WEAR THE IMPROVED stamped on every loop — ie CUSHION BUTTON CLASP LIES FLAT TO THE LEG— NEVER SUPS, TEARS NOR UNFASTENS, SL30¢., Cotton 25e. receipt of price. Is better than foreign Champagnes but costs only | JAMES 'S BUCHANAN & Co. LTD. "Were't the last drop in the well, As I gasped upon the brink, Ere my fainting spirit fell "Tis to thee that I would drink.” qrimbie Green Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS, Gee o Cites omens 3 a s z =~ N o ey asity Owe Oise ves reat ce Sebee e ric eee Raaananeaiyios sei iat FREE Shel sehiier a bis rainnaeee ROMEIKE’S fro fo". clippings which may appear aboot See. for any subject on which you want to be Every newspaper and persodical of im United States and Europe is searched. too notices, Henny Romaine, sio-tia W. 26th S08, ¥, Intending purchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST. |] CLASS Plano, or Piano and. Sell-Player combined, should not fail to examine the merits Of the world. renowned SOHMER PIANOS and the “SOHMER -CECILIAN” Inside Player, which sorpags all others. Catalogue mailed on application. YY ‘U.S. AGENTS half the price, as it is Ameri- can made and there is no duty or ship freight to pay. Served Everywhere BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS Permanently Cured. sated at home under same guar- tal Syo,coo, | We solicit the most If you have exhausted the old reatment and. still have. aches hod and pains, Mucous’ Patches ‘Mouth, ‘Sore Tyroat, Pimples, Copper-Colored Spots, Ulcers SEND $1 to-day for this beaatifal book on any part of iy, Hair or Eyebrows American Dwellings,” falling oot, write for prools of cures. 1c0-page COOK REMEDY Co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U. S. A. Deok. Your book will not The most liberal offer ever made by a publishing company wt ot ¢ for an Architect’s book of plans # o She This book will save you from $100 to $500 on your new house if you build after one of Glenn Lyle Saxton’s Original Plans. HOW TO GET THE BOOK FREE containing hundreds of beatiful homes—the only practical, usefol and complete book of plans ever published. The plans are sold at a very moderate figure, and will eave you the eost of an architect's service. Select your plan, send Judge Co. 225 4th Ave, New York, a certified plans, after deducting the $1 iad 1907 EDITION JUST OUT tea gift that yon will be proud to make room for on your Ubrary table. ‘Send for this famous “American Dwellings"—the only book of plans that has an intrinsic value and will eave you money. Published by Glenn L. Sax- ton, The Practical Architect, whose beantifal and original houses are built in every evantry, even in the most remote parts of the world. We lave for mle ak for the cost of sh you pald forthe you one cent, and It by the same architect, Sapplement to “ American Dwellings,” contatning bouse plans, 25 cents,