Judge — September 22, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Mudge JUJ’S PRIMMER UV NU SPELLINGS, COMPILED FROM JOSH BILLINGS AND A. WARD. (Continued Crom sixth page.) Writers on natural history disagree about the right length ov the pole tew be used, but i would suggest that the pole be about 365 feet, espeshily if the wind iz in favor ov the pole kat When a pole kat iz suddenly walloped with a long pol or it duz, iz tew embalm the air, for menny miles in diameter, with an olifaktory refreshment, which permeates the ethereal fluid, with an entirely original le, the fust thing he, she, krimonious smell. LESSUN NO, 3.—JOSH AND THE BORDER INJUN. Yu inform me, mi dear sir, that yu are a member uv the sosiety * for the pre- venshun ov kruelty tew animiles.” Allow me tew simpathize with yu, bi saying, that i am glad ov it. It iz a nobel institushu ahed ov the prevenshun ov kruelty tew humans. It 12 a fakt, that thoze who are kind tew animiles, are kind tew humans. Tam not acquainted with Mr, Bergh, the president ov yure assosiashun, whom yu speak ov so kindly, i dont kno him per- ly, but i kno him at a distance, he iz and stands sona very tall. In yure letter tew me, yu speak very tenderly about the injuns, and ask me, «if thare aint sum way, tew alleviate the con- dishun ov the nobel red man on our ron- tier.” Yu say yu are willing tew bekum a missionary, and go amung them, and labur for their yood. The injun, mi dear sir, iz a pekuliar kuss, He haz the most ardent simpathizers amung thoze who dont kno him the muchest. In the komposishun ov the skool girl, the injun maiden bekums a brik, and when the boys speak about him, they speak ov his bo and arrows, and hiz nobel natur. Most people kno the injun from the Hiawatha stand point, but i git mi informa- shun from the kritter himself, I dont liv amungst him now, but in the early years ov mi misfortunes, in this latitude, i bekum striktly acquainted with the nobel injun az he iz, not so mutch az he ought tew be, nor az poets hav tost him up. Thay saw him in hiz natiff buty at home, and hav mi opinyun ov him, which iam willing tew impart tew yu, at fust cost. Mi advice tew yu, iz tew stay with Mr. Bergh, and stick tew the stage hoss, ani make him az comfortable az yu kan, and not waste enny philanthropy, nor hal- Jelujah, on the border injun, ‘WELL PEOPLE, TOO. WISE DOCTOR GIVES POSTUM TO CON- . VALESCENTS. The shanghs ruseter is a gentile, and | F A wise doctor tries to give nature its best chance by saving the little strength of the already exhausted patient, and building up wasted energy with simple but powerful nourishment. «Five years ago,” writes a doctor, «I commenced to use Postum in my own family instead of coffee. I was so well pleased with the results that I had two grocers place it in stock, guaranteeing its sale. **T then commenced to recommend it to my patients in place of coffee, as a nu- tritious beverage. The consequence is, every store in town is now selling it, as it has become a household necessity in many homes. I'm sure I prescribe'Postum as often as any one remedy in the Materia Medica almost every case of indigestion and nervousness I treat, and with the best re- sults. When I once introduce it into a fam- ily, it is quite sure to remain. I shall continue to use it and prescribe it in fam- ilies where I practice. “In convalescence from pneumonia, typhoid fever and other cases, I give it as a liquid, easily-absorbed diet. You may use my letter as a reference any way you see fit.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read ** The Road to Wellville,” in packages. reason.” speaks in a forrin tung. He is bilt on piles like a Sandy Hill crane. . If he had bin bilt with 4 legs, he wud resembel the peruvian lama. He is not a game animil, but quite otten cums off sekund best in a ruff, and tumbel fite; like the injuns, tha cant stand siyilization, and are fast disap- pearing. (Continued on next pag. ‘The Sohmer Piano is so honestly made that continuous severe use will not impair its splen- did qualities of tone and action. «There's a | Wvson- “Whe only whasker, that places a compete, quavarkeed analysis on each werery, biitle- See back label! 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