Judge — July 21, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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His weight | proved too much for the bench, which | collapsed, spilling him on the ground, |About this time a little girl, rolling a| | hoop along, saw the reverend gentleman | | prostrate and offered her assistance. | But, my little girl,” said the bishop, do you think you could help such a great heavy man to his feet 2” “Oh, yes,” replied the little girl; « I've helped grandpa lots of times when he's been even drunker than you are."—Zip- pincott's. UNINTENTIONALLY FRANK. It was a typographical error that threat- jened to bring streaks of gray into the locks of the editor of a newly-started weekly which purported to chronicle the doings of the smart set of a western city. In reality, however, it sold out the edi- tion, and filled the readers with a desire to see what would develep in the suc- ceeding numbers. The subject of the paragraph was a pink luncheon given by a well-known matron. 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Thrift is commendable at all times, but many a man in trying to lay up some- thing for a rainy day gets laid up him- seli—Meaford Mercury. DAUCHY & CO.'S NEWSPAPER CATALOGUE The 1906 edition of I-known work has been is- sued as usaal and c ‘ali the distinctive leatures which have made the fiteen previous editions valuable, This book is a complete newspaper directory, listing all the periodical publications of the United States and Capada..” Editors, publishers, advertisers and all inter- sted wil find in it a great deal of information, most com arranged. It is handsomely bound in cloth and contains 742 pages. It is convenient for desk is the only complete newspaper directory which has a space for memoranda agamst the name of each paper, in which advertisers can note the details of their Contracts with the papers and tus have their rec- ords always at hand in systematic and accessible shape. ‘The publiahed price is 45, and it can be obtains from the publishers, Messrs. 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