Judge, 1906-07-21 · page 13 of 16
Judge — July 21, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** for luxury goods and services circa early 1900s, with brief humorous filler content. The only cartoon is a small joke titled "SOMETHING WRONG" showing two men in conversation. The humor relies on a cynical political observation: a man has held public office for 12 years without *any* accusations of graft (corruption/bribery). His associate finds this suspicious—implying that honest, corruption-free public officials were so rare that never being accused of stealing was itself suspicious, suggesting something must be "wrong" with him. This satirizes widespread corruption in American politics of that era, where graft was so normalized among officeholders that an official's complete absence of scandal was treated as anomalous rather than admirable. The rest of the page contains period advertisements for cocktail mixes, cigars, pianos, whiskey, insurance, and railroad travel—typical Judge magazine filler content.
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Can you dobetter than to be: ‘come a disciple of the care-free and happy Robin—bot ‘as to pleasures and beveraze? ‘convivial und social spirit ood old days of Sherwood Forest has its counterpart th ar present-day cut door Iie, even to the fagons of creamy ale wi \ppy influences and good cheer, Troe Country ite all’ &3 phases sow tarts to Evang? . It is recognized as the always- ‘eady entertainer, the inspiration of the camp, the solace Fen n, the joy of the goller, the spirit of the it associated with the Plenie, and the open door f0 enjoyment. 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J. ‘Deed ah} “T Have One Kind of Property,” said a man high in the business world, “on which I consider there is absolutely no hazard or risk of any kind, and thatis my life insurance policies. I feel that I Li am taking no business chances of any sort A, in connection with them. They are the solitary sure thing in my entire list of possessions. Allother business, all other security, is, to put it roughly, more or less of a gamble. I, of course, hope and ex- pect to win with most of my investments, but shall no doubt lose on some, and may on thewhole. Smarter men than I have gone to the wall who believed themselves perfectly entrenched against adverse fortune. But on my life insurance policies | simply cannot lose; and, what is better, neither can my estate. The money is there, a goodly share of it, ready for me the date my endowments mature, and every dollar of it ready for my estate if I get through with this world to-night. Moreover, it is earning liberal dividends all the time, and every policy is worth more this year than it was last. 1 mean every word when I say that in taking life insurance I went into the only thing Ihave ever undertaken in which I ran no risk whatever. It was and is the only positively ‘sure thing’ I have ever assumed.” THE PRUDENTIAL MAS THE , STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR You should protect your family in the same way. You can arrange to do it by writing for informa- tion, now while you think of it, to Dept. N. THE PRUDENTIAL Insurance Co. of America lecorporated as a Stock Company by the State of New Jersey ‘isa Sine JOHN F. DRYDEN President NEWARK, N. J. THE THOUSAND ISLANDS are more attractive than ever this season. The New York Central Lines’ Four- Track Series No. 10, “ The St. Lawrence River from the Thousand Islands. to the Saguenay,” contains the finest map ever made of this region. Copy will be sent free, postpaid, on receipt of a two-cent stamp by George H. Daniels, Manager, General Advertising Department, Room 24A, Grand Central Station, New York. THe “America’s Greatest Railroad” REACH THE THOUSAND ISLANDS FROM EVERY DIRECTION C. F. DALY, Passenger Traffic Manager, New York, comicbooks.com