Judge, 1906-03-03 · page 13 of 16
Judge — March 3, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with one notable cartoon titled "The Music Lesson in the Desert" (lower left), showing a figure apparently being attacked by a zebra—a visual gag about an unexpected, chaotic "music lesson." The main editorial content is "Speak Out, Pete," where the Enid, Oklahoma *Events* editor challenges Pete to publicly name whoever supposedly controls his newspaper's editorial direction. The referenced figures—Flynn, Grimes, and Beauchamp—are local Oklahoma figures, now obscure to modern readers. A classical anecdote, "Lesson from the Past," compares modern children unfavorably to the Gracchi brothers' mother's famous sons, suggesting contemporary parenting has declined. The page otherwise features advertisements for **Edison Phonographs** (dance records), **Sohmer Pianos**, **Gillette Safety Razors**, and other consumer goods typical of early-20th-century Judge advertising. The brief jokes scattered throughout mock everyday situations—amateur sporting performances, husbands neglecting housework for labor activism—reflecting period social concerns rather than political satire.
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quis FIXTURE SPEAK OUT, PETE. ‘ The editor of the Enid (Okla-| FE E E homa) Events speaks right out in | BA | meeting in this fashion : | “Inasmuch as Pete and his| pos receipt of . domesticated Eagle continually 1.00 prate that ‘some one is pulling ° . ! the strings on the £venss, and 1d (express pre- S| directing its course, other’ than ry point in the the editor,’ we would like to have | Fined § ten |him publish the names of the Y 12, ‘some ones’ in the next issue. ONE YEAR'S SUPPLY (SES) | sor paper makes no bones or “s, P.W.” TOILET PAPER? / | mystery of its information. We t know who * puils the strings * on | the Eugle, and directs its course, nd have often named them, to wit, Messrs. Flynn, Grimes and TF = Beauchamp. We believe people ought to speak right out. Name : AN IMPROMPTU DANCE your men, Pete ; name your men.” peace Lusso FROM THE PAST. \ Epison PHONOGRAPH ‘ The mother of the Graccht was fy) YOU can have a dance any time, anywhere, if you feyegrantcaions nna ex praising her boys. Ry, own an Edison Phonograph. "Unexpected visite ferson i > *She makes me tired,” ex- ogs, neighbors, or your children can be most accept- claimed the woman on the other } ably and economically entertained in this manner. side of the back-yard fence. The Everybody may dance, because no one need play little imps stone our pigeons and a piano, You start the Phonograph and it plays to tie tin cans to our dog’s tail, just . the end of the Record without atten the same as the k:ds in the tene- > menthouse across the alley." EDISON DANCE RECORDS From which we learn that no boy is a hero to the next-door| |} and tempo. — r neighbors.— Chicago Tribune. may entertain your guests by playing appropriate amusement records. Here is the opportunity to learn to dance or teach a friend in your own home, with- IRS. out embarrassment and_at little cost. Go to the nearest Edison dealer and hear Beating “perchestis: of. 8 STRICTLY. FIRST: A PROFESSIONAL. Dance Records, a complete list of which will be mailed from our Orange, N. J., office, CLASS Plano, or Plano and’ Sell-Player combined, should not fail to examine the merits Of the world: First bug—" At the amateur} || on request. games yesterday George Grass- renowned SOHMER [o55:5655)| National Phonograph Company plthis Vickel-Plated Fixture FREE. le LP.W. PAPER CO., 60 Colonie St., ALBANY, N.Y. were made under the direction of a well-known dance-master, and are correct in style The lanciers are furnished with or without calls. Between the dances you Cams, Engine and. Hollers, write wa Satifaction ESREE AMR boar wa. Cons Ros ds Meckonces None inches, but the officials refused to recognize the performance.” ‘ PIANOS Second bug —* Why, how's 41 Lakeside Avenue, Orange, N. J. sad the “SOHMER - CECILIAN™ Inside Players, | that?” shh re Age mad on application. First bug—" They decided that| | NEW YORK LONDON SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. _| he jumped for a living." —Brook- Warerooms: Cor. Sth Ave. 224 St. dyn Life. ary fim woeknea WOUAK “Poor woman! She works hard all day, and then she’s up nearly all night with the babies.” “ What's the matter with her husband ? Why doesn’t he help her | -NO STROPPING NO HONING “Oh, he puts in all his time agitating for an eight-hour day for the working- man,"—Philadelphia Press. World-Famed Blade NO TOILET ABTICER EQUALS OF FINEST STEEL |) See —ZE ror The Gillette" Blade is made of steel of neolithic FOR YOUR BATH ROOM. Apply it to your hands alter washing, while stiil Shaving Cie ntiing Sot wie hen wad PROSTIEAA nad before wi It rhs li h Fei artsay || resis "fesaie Sar Use each year SOLD EVERYWHER The Gineie teege theface 1 17 your dealer has not got it, send 95 cent for a bottle wo areca CLAY W. HOLMES, Etmina, N. Y. 24 Keen Edges It Satisfies Every User 12 Blades, Sold by Leadieg Drug, Cuth-cy and Hardware Dealers. ‘Auk to sce thera and for our booklet, or write {4 our trial. offer. GILLETTE SALES COMPANY GOOD COMIC p] for Liquor ana = —— Y MAGAZINES for mown 10 Cents f e STORIES. rug sing Send ten cents for one of our “Story Pice tures." beautifully printed on heavy coated Send to ~ . paper. Each one is a compiete story by itself, JUDGE COMPANY A scientific remedy which has been tut with no reading matter. The little ones 225 FOURTH AVENUE. skilfully and successfully administered by will spend happy hours weaving their childish New York Crry medical specialists for the past 25 years. ||| fancies into stories about the pictures. ° These specialists Geoatlod ss pictures, pasted in an album, with their little At the following Keeley Institutes: | stories written out, will make a most beautiful souvenir of a child’s early life. For fifty cents we will send seven cuts, not one of them of a Character to be out of place in a child’s hands. | —————— Cite J | Adee Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, | FARR ISAACTROMPSONS EYE WA comicbooks.com