Judge, 1906-03-03 · page 12 of 16
Judge — March 3, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with scattered brief jokes and one cartoon. The central cartoon titled "WILSON—That's All!" depicts a figure (likely President Woodrow Wilson) being embraced or manipulated by another character, satirizing Wilson's post-WWI prominence or perceived weakness. The accompanying dialogue jokes about Americans struggling to pronounce foreign names during wartime, then losing interest once the war ended—a dig at public attention span and America's presumed withdrawal from international affairs after World War I. The page is dominated by period advertisements for liqueurs, champagne, resort hotels, medical remedies (including a "Blood Poison" cure), and patent medicines typical of 1920s publications. These reflect contemporary consumer culture and attitudes toward health and leisure. The scattered one- or two-line jokes address mundane topics: spousal communication, Scottish frugality, and dentist prices—standard magazine filler humor of the era.
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The Supreme After-Dinner Cordial LIQUEUR EAGLETTE An especially fine American product, ac- knowledged by connoisseurs to be unequalled here or abroad. As a delicious aid to diges- tion, and a cordial of delightful flavor, it is without a rival. A fitting finale toany feast. EAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES Rhe! To prove the excellence COOKS CHAMPAGNE 0 fimecxead try_a bottle. Sick people drink it as an invigorator; well people as a tonic. Quality and purity make it the favo¥ite Champagne. SERVED EVERYWHERE AMERICAN WINE CO. 8T. LOUIS The best place for Rest, Recreaion or Recuperaon at this season is ATLANTIC CITY and the new Fireproof CHALFONTE is especially well equipped to supply the wants of those who come to secure them. Write for Illustrated Folder and Rates to * The Leeds Company Always Open On the Beach THE ADVENTURES OF NERVY NAT are carefully collected and gathered in a neat binding for the purpose of distribution among his many admirers. Upon receipt of $.85 we will send this book to any address, postage prepa JUDGE COMPANY, New York For KIDNEY TROUBLES and ANTAL Wen BLADDER. Cures all CAPSULES Discharges in IF HE ONLY WOULD. He talks like a book, his Admirers all say. What a pity he doesn’t Shut up the same way. Catholic Standard, SAYS LOTS OF THEM. Mrs. Crimsonbeak—" You never hear a man say anything nice about his wife. Mr. Crimsonbeak—'Oh, | don’t know I know a man who is press agent for his wife, who is on the stage.” — Yonkers Statesman. THE PRACTICAL SCOTCH INSTINCT. Minister—» Can ye tell me, Donald, my man, why the shepherd left the nine- ty-and-nine sheep to seek for the one that was lost 2” Donald—\t maun ha’ been a prize- winner." —Exchange. Nothing better for a sluggish appetite than Abbott's Angostura Bitters. At druggists’. DID IT HIMSELF, With an exclamation of delight the hardened tourist rushed out on the bag- gage platform and started to smash his trunk with an axe. * Hold on !" shouted the baggageman. “ Are you crazy?" * Not at all,” replied the hardened tour- ist, as he continued to smash, “I read that baggagemen were overworked at this season, so I thought [ would smash my own trunk and save you the trouble.” —Chicago News. IF not carried by your dealer send ten cent money to Huyler’s, +8th PLN St AT THE DENTISTS. Mr. Corrigan—How much d’ yez os Mr, Corrigan—"" An’ how much wid electric loight ?"—Exchange. | BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we have made the cure of Blood Poison a Specialty, "Blood Poison Permanently Cured: You can be treated at home under san anty. Capital $300,000. W. obstinate cases. Ii you have exhausted ¢ tmethods of treatment. and and pains, Mucous Pat Throat, Pimples, Copper-Colw fon any part of the bovly, Hair or Eyebrows Bhiowout. write for prools of cures. soo page COOK REMEDY Co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U.S. A. WILSON Thats All! * Well, a year ago now we didn't hear anything but war." Jivxs—"* Yep. Biame shame it's all over, too.” «What's a shame?” Jinxs—"'To close the war when people were just getting able to pronounce those names.” JUDGE'S .