Judge — March 3, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE WRECK OF THE RIGSJARIK. she good ship Rigsjarik went down *Ahilc the ocean she foamed an’ curled, a'the cap'n an’ the crew an’ your serv- ani, 100, Was virown on the wet, wet world, ,ad a promoter on board by ance Who could float most anything, athe kep’ us afloat till up came a boat “That he had forgotten to bring. jn'we ali got up but the cap'n bold, Who was som’ers lost in the fog ; ‘yten the mornin’ broke the cap’n we spoke, Asittin’ astride of his log ! js'we sailed an’ sailed till our wittles failed, An’ things looked blue to me ; iove us the hue was a painful blue, An’ partickkeler so was the sea jest as we were about to starve The wind from the sou‘east drops, jnanor'west (gee !) made a choppy sea, An’ we lived for a while on chops ! we sailed an’ sailed till the veal chop failed, ‘Twas the second week or the third. foea between two suns it blew great guns, | An’ with ‘em we killed a bird ! An’ we set an’ et (I can taste it now !) An’ water drank from a crock, the cap'n had brought with a wise forethought A bundle 0” railroad st k! As’ after a couple 0” weeks or more, As the properest thing te do, On advice o' the barber, we come to a harher— An’ this 1s_a story true ! Orleans Times-Democrat. The new Sohmer Piano factory occupies eqtt large lots, situated a short distance from thegad Street ferry at Long Island City. In talding the factory the firm has spared no ex- yes, and can safely claim to possess the most yerfct pianoforte house in the United States. IN THE FROZEN NORTH. “I suppose the native chiefs set elab- orate tables 2” “Yes,” said the eminent Arctic explorer guardedly ; «* they usually put on a good fel of dog."—Louisvilte Courier. Four. al, When women grow jealous the devil proceeds to get busy.—Exchange. Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow's Sooth- ‘BeSyrup the best remedy for their children. asc a bottle. THE RESEMBLANCE. “A wild goose has really some reason tobe classed in courage with the eagle.” “In what respect 2” ,"It is sure to die game."—Baltimore American, For Dandruff and Baldness. Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines ‘An Ideal Shampoo with healing ad actiseptic properties. Soothes | scalp. Strengthens the Hair. Recommended by Physicians. WHERE, INDEED? An artist, traveling in Morocco, hav- ing found it difficult to make pictures of the Arabs there, writes: “I once tried to sketch some Arabs in Algiers; they constantly evaded me, and at last an old Moor—with whom we were on friendly terms, produced by constant bargai for embroidered rugs—spoke to me on the matter like a father, for my good. ‘It is not,’ he said, © that any harm will ensue to those whose picture you make ; it is you yourself will suffer inconven- ience in the next world. Allah will say to you: Following your own will and pleasure, you have made those figures. I now command you give them souls.” And where, my friend, will you be then ?"" OLD FRIENDS. The wife— What luck 2” The husband (wearily)—" None what- ever.” The wife— Were there no servants in the intelligence office 2” The husband (sadly)—* Lots of them but they had all worked for us before.” Woman's Home Companion. Love may level all things, if it’s on the level itself Philadelphia Record. A NECESSARY EVIL. EXPERIENCE OF A MINISTER WHO TRIED TO THINK THAT OF COFFE “A descendant of the Danes, a nation of coffee-drinkers, | used coffee freely till Iwas twenty years old,” writes a clergy. man from lowa. * At that time I was a student at a Biblical institute, and sud- denly became aware of the fact that my nerves had become demoralized, my brain dull and sluggish, and that insomnia was fastening its hold upon me “Twas loath to believe that these thing: came from the coffee | was drinking, but at last was torced to that conclusion, and quit it. “Twas so accustomed to a hot table beverage and felt the need of it so much, that alter abstaining from coffee for a time and recovering my health, I went back to it. I did this several times, but always with disastrous results. 1 had about made up my mind that coffee was a necessary evil. “ About this time a friend told me that I would find Postum Food Coffee very fine and in many respects away ahead of coffce. So I bought some, anu, making it very carefuny according to the directions, we were delighted to find that he had not exaggerated in the least. From that day to this we have liked it better than the old kind of coffee or anything else in the way of a table drink. “Its use gave me, in a very short time, an increase in strength, clearness of brain and steadiness of nerves ; and sleep, rest- ful and restoring, came back to me. “Tam thankful that we heard of Post- um, and shall be glad to testify at any time to the good it has done me.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book, “The Road to Wellville,” in packages. OF COURSE NOT. James C, Rather and Miss Mary Short were married at Norman last week. The Norman Transcript heads the story of the wedding, “ Rather-Short,” which, of course, is not meant to cast any reflec- tions on the groom's financial standing, or anything of that sort. 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