Judge, 1905-08-19 · page 13 of 16
Judge — August 19, 1905 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than satirical editorial material. The main cartoon is a **Trimble Whiskey ad** featuring two hands toasting, with text promoting the brand's quality—typical advertising humor of the era, not political satire. The page includes: - A **Scottish stereotype joke** about a stingy Scot wanting to dine immediately (rather than accept the host's invitation for another time) - A call for **"drummers' yarns"** (sales representatives' humorous stories from across America) - A notice about an **Asbury Park travel booklet** from the Pennsylvania Railroad - Multiple product advertisements: **Pears' Soap**, **Glenn's Sulphur Soap**, **Gillette Safety Razors**, and **Great Western Champagne** A large central photograph shows an **elaborate 1913 banquet staged in a gondola at London's Savoy Theatre**—presented as curiosity/entertainment reporting rather than satire. **This is primarily a commercial page**, not editorial content with political meaning for modern readers.
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oudo drin hen ¥: “Here's to you K. drink Tri Ns Mie » !—there's no one like you, and no one likes you better than I.” Whiskey lsove propaimToRs | WHITE, HERTZ & CO. Phila and New York Green Label. THE DRUMMERS’ YARNS CONTESTS. Jupce's call for drummers’ yarns is bringing out a lot of bright stories which we shall begin to publish in the near fu- ture. But we want more, and we want good ones—the kind that make you laugh until your sides ache. Some have come from Texas, some from New England and some from the northwest. That's the way we want them to come—from every art of the country. Let them keep their local flavor. There must be good yarns aplenty with the shimmer of Kansas corn glinting all over them; the cities have their stories; many a good story grows in the Southern cotton-fields ; the Missis- sippi and the great lakes have their own type of yarns. Let JUDGE have them. Every story accepted is paid for, and, be- sides, three presents, by way of keepsakes, will be given every week for the best'three stories published. READY, RIGHT AWAY. A Scotchman once took dinner at a house and regarded the meal as inade- quate. As he was leaving, his host asked him when he would dine with him again. “ Now,” was the startling reply. ASBURY PARK BOOKLET. Descriptive Publication Issued by the Pennsyivania Railroad a just issued 3 Tee Pennsylvania Railroad Company has anartracive booklet descriptive of Asbury Park. The pabliatoa to present the avtractions and Enims of Asbury Park aa a Summer seaside resort. Vernon deing information concerning ths popular reser may obtain a copy of the booklet by ene y copy 3 erclosing {Pocents pontage stamps to George W. Boyd, Roger ‘Agent Penasylvania Ralroad, Puiadelphi, ‘You wil get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jooce when answering advertisements. ‘Hew aboat Plctares for your Semmer Rome? {There will be dark days to brighten, and doll days meade Pesares pall and Fou the * homey” touch of a ed Fer the Sommer Moaths atures, size atx 4. ‘TOR ONE DOLLAR we Wee seve DOLLAR wi send. ts sititee, uin's Weexxy, Junce, bar ss poerxty, Joon, by Horgan Mac ‘sep yout reading forthe whole summer.” ‘[2oe'tdeey endertag, bat write at once to Sam- Ber Vacation By Posaae ane bepument, Jadge Company, Drawm by F. Matania. Pears A soft, fine grained skin is a valued possession. Pears’ Soap gives title to ownership. Established in 178. ODDEST AND QUAINTEST ENTERTAINMENT ON RECORD. ‘Sensational $15,000 banquet given by Mr. G. A. Kessler, a wealthy American, to a party of distinguished people of the stage in a gondola floating on an Improvised lake in the court-yard of the Savoy Theatre, London. —Courtesy of Leslie's Weekly To Prevent Loss of Hair ‘Shampoo the hair once a weex with Glenn's Sulphur Soap. The sulphur is absorbed by the hair and revives the hair roots. Glen: phur Soap is a specific for parasitic scalp and skin diseases arab cures dandruff. Refuse all substitutes for Glenn’s Sulphur Soap Ste. a cake at drug stores, or mailed for Be. by ‘THE €. 8. CRITTRSTON CO. 118 Palten 8, Sew York. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, Black or Brown, to cts, > Gillette Satcty!) nostropeinc. wononinc. RAZON 7 HE old-fashioned razor with a forged blade is as undependable as the weather—good one day, cranky the next—needs honing—always needs something to make it work! | ‘The mew razor, the GILLETTE SAFETY |] RAZOR, has 12 dowNe-edgrd wafer Mader that are not forged, but are hardened, tem- [] pered, ground, and sharpened by secret and Patented processes. Each blade gives from 20 to 40 shaves— comfortable, thorough, satistying shaves. ‘azor Blades require no honing or fp hence a big saving of time, trouble and expense. New blades when needed cost so little that after they have become dull may be thrown 1. Mnew blades, $1.00. ‘The Gillette Safety Razor costs complete $5.00. Sold everywhere at this price. Is beautifully finished, triple silver plate: comes in a compact little velvet-lined case. Shaving this way is an economical luxury, and you get without farther expense more “400 Shaves Without Stropping ‘at less than one cent a shave. Ath your dealer for the GILLETTE SAFETY RAZOR and accept no substitutes. He can procure it for you. Write for oor tateresting booklet to-day, which ‘explalas our 30-day tree trial offer. Most éealers make this offer; If youre doce wet,"we will. Gillette Sales Company 1463 Times Building, 42d St. and Broadway, New York. The Truth Can be told about Great Western Champagne —the Standard of ‘American Wiese ‘There is nothing to conceal in its produc- ton. Itis Pure Grape Juice, fermented and ‘to exact perfec- tion for healthfulness, Possessing the bou- quet and flavor that PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, Rhelms, N.Y. ROMEIKE’S ft: Bereas will di hich Soo! yeu. pour Wests, ippings which may appear about you. your Irfen for any subject ‘on which You wa 10 be up to ‘ate ery newspaper an ance in United Staten and Europe a searched. Terms, $540 for too notices. Hany Romance, 33 Union Square, N, ¥- comicbooks.com