Judge, 1905-08-19 · page 12 of 16
Judge — August 19, 1905 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire or comics. The layout consists mostly of commercial advertisements (Hunter Whiskey, Sohmer Pianos, Allen's Foot-ease powder) interspersed with brief humorous anecdotes. The main content labeled "OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES" comprises short, wholesome children's jokes—a common magazine feature of the era. These include a child's innocent logic about a hole in a stocking and children's misunderstandings of adult situations. The illustrated cartoon near the center appears to show a rural or frontier scene but lacks clear satirical intent visible in the image. The editorial content includes patriotic picture offerings featuring Presidents Roosevelt and McKinley, reflecting early 1900s American nationalism. Overall, this appears to be a standard turn-of-the-century magazine page blending advertising revenue with light entertainment and patriotic content, rather than containing pointed political commentary.
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THE SEAL OF APPROBATION was stamped upon Hunter Whiskey at the St. Louis Exposition by the Jury of Awards, who, allow ing and confirming every claim of excellence and” superiority, unanimously pronounced it WINNER OF THE GRAND PRIZE HIGHEST POSSIBLE AWARD Sold at all first-class cafes and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. AMERICANS TO BE PROUD OF. Send 75 cents for our collection of eight beautiful’ pictures (from 11 1-2x17 to 19 1-424 1-4 in size) for patriotic Amer- icans. The series includes two repro- ductions in colors from paintings of Pres- ident Roosevelt and our martyred Presi- dent McKinley, with halt-tones of Com- modore Schley, taken on the deck of his battle-ship ; Rear-admiral Sampson, typi- cal naval scenes, etc. The collection is unsurpassed in interest and value. No handsomer pictures could be had to frame for office, work-room or library. Don't miss the opportunity. Address Judge: Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. THE YELLOWSTONE PARK, LEWIS AND CLARK EXPOSITION, AND THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. ‘An Attractive Fall Tour via Pennsytvanis Railroad. special Round-trip. tickets, covering all for twenty-one days $200 from all points oa” the Penn sylvania ‘cacept Pittsburgh, from which the Fate will be $195. For itineraries and further information apply to ticket a; C, Studs, Passenger Agent, 263 Fit OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. “Why, Mabel,” said a mother to her four-year-old daughter, “you've got one of your stockings on wrong side out “1 put it on that way,” explained the little miss, ‘cause there's a hole on the other side.” A little girl called at a grocery and asked for a quart of vinegar to be put in a gallon jug. This being done she asked for another quart to be put in the same vessel. “ Why didn’t you ask for half a gallon in the first place ?” asked the grocer. « Because,” answered the small shop- per, * it's for two different persons.” Small Tommy, being reproved by his mother for some misdeed, showed his displeasure in his face. “Why, Tommy,” said his mother, ren't you ashamed to make a face at me?” “Yes, mamma,” replied the little fel- low. “I tried to laugh, but my face slipped."—Chicago News. Abbott's Angostura Bitters braces the nerves and is a great strengthener. At druggists’. INHERITED. «Isn't Miss Blossom a cool dresser ?” “suppose she inherits it. You know her father used to cut up cattle in a stock- yard refrigerating plant.” — Cleveland, Plain Dealer. ‘The Sohmer Pianos are recommended to the public for their power, purity, richness and uality of tone, and are considered the most Tarable and reliable pianos ever made. RATTLER SHOWED FIGHT. An apparently dead four-foot rattle- snake, which Joshua Butler brought to his home here for its skin and rattles thawed out and attacked his child. Miner John McMahon killed the snake with a club just in time.—Pittsburg Post. SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen's Foot-ease, a powder. It cures painful, smart- ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails, and instantly takes, the sting out of corns and bunions. It’s the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen's Foot-ease makes tight or new feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Try it fo day. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. By mail for 256 ia stampa, Don't acopt any substitute, ‘Tal pack- age FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N.Y. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, 07 mierom Yer poner Sew Sth Ave. cor 24d St. a BROWN’S TRIUMPH. Smith—“ Brown told me some time ago that he had been aching to fight 2) Green for more than a year.” Jones—* Well, they actually fought one day last week.” ‘Smith—"So? And the result ?” Jones— Brown is still aching."—CAi- cago News. CHAMPAGKE 4» Yigecseae 2 k WILSON WHISKEY Mr. Winorai—"'I told you so. I knew we would have a fire when I saw old Glowworm, Mr. and Mrs, Firefl ANY wise club stewards find it more satisfactory to serve CLUB COCKTAILS instead of guesswork kind. No guesswork cocktail can pre- sent so perfect a result as CLUB COCKTAILS. The choicest of liquors, their exquisite propor- tions and the necessary agein make CLUB brand the cocktail par excellence. Just strain through cracked ice. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Mar- tini, Vermouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors Hartford New York London SSS ee HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE eet ad 08 Blencker Street oy ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPER “ADE TO OEDES comicbooks.com