Judge — August 5, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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TO A SUMMER SHIRT-WAIST. Oh, peek-a-boo, We all love you— Of summer you're a chief attraction ; You half reveal And half conceal The curves that drive us to distraction. Your meshes wide But partly hide Your jaunty set Makes us regret You yield a view Of ribbons blue Or else they're pink, But scarce, I think, Yet where's the harm ? They do but charm And help to drive us to distraction. Oh, peek-a-boo, We all love you - You are the summer's chief attraction ! | —Louisville Courier-Journal. | | | OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. Lobby, who accompanied his mother to church, was given a nickel to drop in After doing so he the collection-plate. remarked in an audible whisper, ays ring it up!” Joknny—" Sister knew you was going | to call this evening, didn’t she 2” Sapleigh— Why do you think so?” ma clock an hour ahead.” | Margie— Mamma; I know why God mace snakes.” Mamma—"* Why dear ?" Margie— HIS EQUAL. She—"1 am the equal of any,man.” He—" That's so, Have a cigar.” Out of town All over town. Crown Corks if desired. ©. HL. RVASS & BONS at. 1798, jndson, N.Y. A Real Beautifier Sulphur is the best thing known for autifying the skin, and Glenn's Sul- hur Soap is not only a fine toilet sap, but contains enough pure sul- phur to make the complexion smooth and free from pimples. Insist on having the genuine and use daily The dainty charms of rounded shoulder ; ‘The day must come when ‘twill be colder. With soft and billowy garments blended, Were they for mere man’s gaze intended. mamma, the conductor didn’t shnny—" Because I heard her tell sma she was going to set the parior When he got through mak- If in’ the world it was full of holes, so he snakes to fill up the holes.”—Chi- WHY CAPTAIN SMOKE BLUSHED. tary tactics at the Yale summer school, during a lecture on the rudiments of the drill, branched to the subject of “ stand- ing at attention.” The room was nearly full of girls, for this seems to have become a popular course with the young women, who want to know all about theoretical war. Only a handful of men were pres- ent. The captain has explained these wings to his Yale boys so often that now he repeats them glibly without thinking of what he's saying. “In standing at attention,” said he, quoting the words of the manual, «let the arms and hands hang naturally by the sides, with the little finger opposite the seam of the trousers.” Tittering caused Captain Smoke to re- member and blush. Cocktail! Remember never at its best with- out Abbott's Angostura Bitters. LET THE CHILDREN TELL THEIR OWN ‘STORIES, Send ten cents for one of our “Story Pic~ tures,"” beautifully printed on heavy coated aper. Each one is a complete story by itself, wut with no reading matter. The little ones will spend happy hours weaving their childish fancies into stories about the pictures. ‘These pictures, pasted in an album, with their little stories written out, will make a most beautiful souvenir of a child's early life. For fifty cents we will send seven cuts, not one of them of a character to be out of place in a child's hands. Address Judge Co., 225 Fourth Ave., N. Y. UNDER A PERPETUAL HOODOO, Gwilliams— Well, old man, I hope you'll reach New York safe and sound.” Sflint (about to board the flier)— There isn't any doubt about that. I've just taken out three thousand dollars’ ac- cident insurance — and I've never yet made a lucky speculation.” — Chicago Tribune. EVER TREAT YOU SO? COFFEE ACTS THE JONAH AND WILL COME UP. A clergyman who pursues his noble calling ina country parish in Iowa, tells of his coffee experience : “ My wife and I used coffee regularly for breakfast, frequently for dinner and occasionally for supper—always the very best quality—package coffee never could find a place on our table. “In the spring of 1896 my wife was taken with violent vomiting, which we had great difficulty in stopping. “It seemed to come from coffee drink- ing, but we could not decide. “In the following July, however, she was attacked a second time by the vom- iting. I was away from home filling an appointment, at the time, and on my re- turn I found her very low; she had liter- ally vomited herself almost to death, and it took some days to quiet the trouble and restore her stomach, “Thad also experienced the same trou- ble, but not so violently, and had relieved it, each time, by a resort to medicine. « But my wife’s second attack satisfied me that the use of coffee was at the bot- tom of our troubles, and so we stopped it forthwith and took on Postum Food Coffee. The old symptoms of disease dis- appeared, and during the nine years that we have been using Postum instead of coffee we have never had a recurrence of the vomiting. We never weary of Postum, to which we know we owe our goo health. This is a simple statement of facts." Name given by Postum Com- pany, Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, “The Road to Wellville,” in each package. Captain Smoke, in charge of the mili-| SENSATIONAL JOURNALISM. “ Lunderstand that Crimson Gulch has a newspaper.” “Yes,” answered Bronco Bob. “But the fellers around here is so sensitive that they dasn’t print anything about ‘em.” “Its editorial staff must have many difficulties 2” “Mister, that ain't any editorial staff. That's a ‘suicide club."— Washington Star. You will get more prompt attention and better servce| SOhmer Building, by mentioning Jupce when answering advertisements. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS ray dears Sth Av. I gentleman in the woodpile aside with a shrug that say done.” reads this advertiseme! Fortunately, a few respond. these remain customers of mine. to face, I could tell them take Could I talk it over face something interesting about cigars. them through my factory and show how my cigars made, of what they are made, and incidentally di a few cigars of other makes, become customers. My business is manufacturing cigars. I sell the entire product of my factory direct to smokers, by the thousand, at wholesale prices. It s first hundred ; something to sell a man hi after that, he orders of hi Every cigar I sell is made in my factory. Ihave standing orders for cigars, from all quarters of the United States, to be shipped on given days month as they come around. thousands are sent to men, who order and re-order in lots of one hundred to one Not one of these men ever thousand, heard of me excepting business. My cigars must sell themselves. MY OFFER IS: ship one hundred Shivei gars to any Jupce reader, charges prepaid. He may smoke ten and return the remaining ninety, at my ex- pense, if he is not pleased. and he keeps the cigars, of course he agrees to remit the price—$5.co—for This applies also them within ten days. to subsequent orders. I sii give the cigars a chance to sell themselves. In ordering, please state whether mild, medium, or strong cigars are desired. My claim cigars, which I sell at $5.00 a retailed anywhere for less than t and that no other cigar in the world is sold to the consumer at a price so near the actual cost of manufacture. My customers are bankers, merchants, manu- lawyers, physicians, clergymen—men who would not buy my cigars at any price unless Another fact, every facturers, they were actually good. visitor to my factory buys cigars. There are no discounts to dealers or clubs. make a discount on any quantity. by giving my customers a much cure in any other way at or near the same price. wish that I could meet, face to face, e I will, upon request, is that the equal of my Panetela ol would like to try that, but there must bea colored nt, and who thinks: —or turns it it can’t be mewhere : ‘ Nonsen: The vast majority of Could I these doubting ones would hundred and me own volition. thousands of of the ill other through my Panetela ci- all. express If satisfied imply want to hundred, is not cents straight, T cannot aff T can only hope to suce better cigar than they can pro- And I do. In ordering, please use business Ietter-head or inclose business card ; also state whether strong, medium, or mild cigars are desired. Think a moment of the risk I take to make a customer tenth of my cigars (all of them, should some u advantage of me), and expressage both ways. refuse to try my cigars? Where Provided, of course, that than he cares to pay. Address : Hersert D, 91g Filbert Street, hy take How can a smoker is the possible risk to him ?—— .00 per hundred is not a higher price Write me if you smoke. Survers, Philadelphia, Pa. “Defender of the Rails-The New York Central.’—Uzica Henao. comicbooks.com