Judge, 1905-08-05 · page 12 of 16
Judge — August 5, 1905 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page contains primarily **advertisements and light satirical humor** rather than political cartooning. The main content includes: **Humorous Anecdotes**: Brief jokes about courtship ("The Law of Gravity"), romantic deception ("Luring Him On"), and marital discord ("Nothing in It for Him," "A Clear Title," "Different Points of View"). These are genteel domestic humor typical of early 1900s magazines—poking gentle fun at gender relations and social pretense. **Product Advertisements**: Heavy promotion of whiskey brands (Hunter, Wilson), champagne (Cook's), cigars, and a book on house design by architect George Palliser. The "For Men of Brains" cigars ad reflects period advertising conventions equating consumption with sophistication. **Illustration**: "On a Jaunt" depicts a gentleman on horseback, accompanying the whiskey ad's suggestion that alcohol is essential for outings. The page reflects **no clear political commentary**—it's primarily entertainment and commercial content aimed at upper-middle-class readers, with humor focused on romantic and domestic situations rather than public affairs or social criticism.
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THE LAW OF GRAVITY. “Yes,” said Tom, “she accepted me, F but, I tell you, the thought of proposin; A 'e to her made my heart sink. I couldn't help thinking, * Suppose she should reject mee “Ab! it was the gravity of that thought that made your heart sink.”— Philadelphia Press, LURING HIM ON, Servant (at sweet girl's boudoir)— “ Mr. Nicefellow is in the parlor, mi Sweet girl (throwing down a novel)— “Horrors! And my hair is all down! Tell him he'll have to wait a little, as I'm in the kitchen helping mother."—London Tit- Bits. For MEN QF BRAINS i} ON A JAUNT Ee F ' 1GARS Every outing satchel needs a U | } ste |||) i, 2 , “MAE : bottle of pure alcoholic stimu- i UN a y 7 Alt ADE AT KEY WEST lant for emergencies. y H Hunter }| ste eye, | eee ee | KNOW THE BEST LIKE THE BEST 5 BUY THE BEST NOTHING IN IT FOR HIM. Mr. Korwerstoon—"' I've half a mind to start for Dawson City, Sarah. Here 's Sold ot all firt-clasa cafes ead bry jobbers @ fellow went up there six months ago, and has just got home with fifteen thousand WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. dollars in his pocket." Mrs. Korwerstoon—"' But that would never do for you, John, You can't even get home Saturday nights with your little fifteen dollars."* Americans with a discriminating taste preter F YOU are thinking about N Z ( ow ‘ aciial Mrs, Nagget-—" Well, I guess 1 have Building a House an in- HAMPAG Fi MEZA | a perfect right to my opinions.” vestment of $1.00 now will F; a: Cham _ ce Mr, Nagget—* Certainly you have, my save you hundreds of dollars Sena nmnMENRIMBNE [clear ; and if you only kept them to your- in balling a house, by ect. HMMbamMEnM [self no one would ever question that in 8 se, bY B to pay duty and ship. treight. [i Maha Rayan ting the latest and most prac- ERVEO EVERYWHERE Bt. Lours on ri 5 : tical ideas of the noted and ‘ANS WUSERC On 63 - hi Im} lJ [% capable architect, Mr. George DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW. Palliser, We therefore de- A Country boy wearing a celluloid col- sire to call your special at- ||!ar and red necktie always laughs when : ; he sées a city chap wearing white-duck tention to our new book just || Jioeg-7%e Osdorme Farmer. issued and containing over ~— ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK 18 ‘OU know the kind of concoction GEORGE PALLISER’S ‘ ; Y that mas. uerades ea parka in London an MODERN BUILDINGS | } % | CLUB COCKTAILS are.as su: Perior to made-in-a-hurry kind as inom gsm to Gants, also plana of Bsus abeaty B Leis Sabie ANE fis eth are to the Tpreign sient book is a collection of practical designs sxamples of hose recently bat and in Ny E b: at's saying @ lot, he best. valesble to everyone Niaking of balding. by Soa ring been with very ew exceptions No substitute if you want the Flanned in the oolinary course of a bast archers practice during: the fast few Years and CLUB COCKTAILS is the Fartocs parts ofthe comstry whi the Prices given 4 Full description accompanies each res a] ‘nzes, height of stories, how built and finished, and Original bottled brand. improvements contained, whos giving i nol wary great alee to everyone contemplating balld- ing, as the plans and designs em joe and ping aay ‘study of those erecting them, Just strain through ice and serve. ifrkeg real oonks na to coat and'a Geidg toes fe sah po gps and plans haves there fore value that can be hlly epprecited tor therr practeal cdkey, nad sited alons as realceamples ‘ Seven kinds—Manhattan, Martin!, Ver- of how some people's homes ure planned and what they co + To thane wanting homes or selling home-siten: mecioers of building sociation, land companies HAVE A SME WITH ME mouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin real-estate men, thome having land te inprove, Carpenters aod builder, and evervone incerested ot sho ever hap town home, them denen ve value and wi Boe ot vry grea aloe go Sasi 2 full of fu and tort: Cotenina 113 large mor Sever im exalt ood on cloth ‘sn "‘Sene by ma postpan, to any aaares on recep of pore "Ave-New York | GF, HEUBLEIN & BRO, Sole Proprietors JUDGE COMPANY, 395 Fourth Avgnce, New York > Hartford, Now ¥ore Lori sa men en SON | See comicbooks.com