Judge — January 23, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“A widower's second love is always worth more than his first.” «What ?” : «Don’t misunderstand me. I mean his second lady-love is always worth more money than his first.” — Philadelphia Press. Ur, Stonefront—“ What! Ask me to serve onajury? Me? Ona” Caller—* But this is for a jury at the poodle show.” Mr, Stonefront—“ Oh, ah! Of course. That's another matter! I'll serve with pleasure."—Chicago News. The art of cocktail mixing is to so blend the ingredients that no one is evident, but the delicate flavor of each is apparent, Is this the sort of cocktail the man gives you who does it by work? There’s never a mistake in a &us COCKTAIL. It smells good, tastes good, is good— always. Just strain through cracked ice. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Martini, Ver~ mouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York. 6. F. HEUB “Lunderstand that they propose mak- the a. b. course two years instead of “Yes ; they'll be giving trading stamps with every degree soon." The Columbia Jester. ‘i Ruskin— Let us go down this street. There is light in every window Harker— What's the matter with the other street 2” . Kuskin—* Oh, there are too many love- making couples. All the parlors are dark."— Chicago News. Every night just before going to bed, wash the face with hot water and Glenn’s Sulphur Soap and you will get rid of pimph This soap contains enough pure sulphur to make it a specific for skin disea Insist on having the genuine Glenn’s Sulphur Soap Be.acakeatall drag stores, or mailed on recetpt of 30. by THE 8 as ton Bay New York: THE “SOHMER’? HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS saleeroom eater New x Sohmer Building, ony, ‘Yor! Sth Ave., cor 22d St. Owtlaight—"1 had an awful time thinking up an excuse to give my wife when I got home from the club last night." Luskman—* Did she demand one Owtlaight—“ Of course. I got home so early that it piqued her curiosity."— Philadelphia Press. DR. SIEGERT’S ANGOSTURA BITTERS. ‘A few dashes in pure liquor, the epicure’s delight. Refuse cheap domestic imitations. Get Dr. Siegert’ “George says the loveliest things to me.” * He said them to me last year. “Yes, dear; but he hadn't seen me then."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. “Life is an up-hill road.” “If you're lucky enough to be going that way."—Cincinnati Commercial Trib- une. A health giver and a health preserver : Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists’. : “What makes the chrysanthemum so expensive ?” “It's expensive because it’s fashiona- ble.” But why is it so fashionable ?” Um—that's because it's so expensive.” —Chicago Tribune. SURE STARTER FOR ILL HEALTH, Useless worrying (a form of nervous- ness) is indirectly the result (through the nerves) of improper feeding. A furniture man of Memphis says: “ About a year ago I was afflicted with nervous spells, would worry so over triv- ial things. [went to consult one of the best phy- sicians in Memphis and he asked among many questions if I drank coffee. “His advice was: ‘Go to some provi- sion store and get a box of Postum, drink it in place of coffee and, as you are con- fined to your desk toa great extent, try and get out in the open air as much as possi- ble.’ [followed his instructions regard- ing the Postum. “At that time my weight was 142 and I was taking all kinds of drugs and medi- cines to brace me up, but all failed ; to-day I weigh 165 and all of my old troubles are gone, and ail the credit is due to hav- ing followed this wise physician's advice and cut off the coffee and using Postum in its place. “Tnow consider my health perfect. I am willing to go before a notary public and testify that it was all due to my hav- ing used Postum in place of coffee.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason for quitting the drug- drink coffee, and there's a reason for drinking Postum, Trial 10 days proves them all, Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, The Road to Wellville.” THERE ARE STILL SOME ALE-DRINKERS who stick to the notion that the only ale fit to drink is brewed abroad. Their numter is less- ened every time one of them is introduced to One bottle rerting the skeptic than any argument of talk or print. “Defender of the Rails—The N EGYPTIAN DEITIES No Better Turkish Cigarette can be made CORK TIPS Look for Signature OR PLAIN o& S. ANARGYROS THE FESTIVE SEASON. “Sure, | wish I had the bottle o° whiskey 500K corkscrews.”* ay Jokes ch or forty cents for the greatest bunch of side. ¢ books you ever saw. They all have ‘em! Ask sdealer or newsboy on the train, or send direct ta comicbooks.com