Judge — November 14, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Autumn gives Love all the gold That his dimpled arms can hold ; Makes his pathway silver-bright In the valleys of delight ; But, alas ! for Love—he seems Careworn—lost in doubtful dreams. With that gold he's not content, For it never pays the rent ! «. Every piano bought of Sohmer & Co. will be found strictly as represented, and warranted. Lawyer—" What was the thing that led to your financial downfall? You seemed to be doing a good business.” Bankrupt —"\ was; but one day I started out to see if I could borrow some money. I found it so easy that I kept on| borrowing."—Somerville Fournal. Storekeeper—'\ found the gold links that I thought I'd lost.” Inspector—"That’s a pity. I've just found a clew to the thief."—Aoston Glode. In need of a tonic? Take Abbott's, the Original Angostura, the king of tonics.’ At grocers’ and druggists’. “The expedition endured the extremest hardship.” “Yes. I understand they were locked in the ice during two lecture seasons.” —Detroit Free Press. Buy it, for it is a wine of exquisite bouquet— Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. It is far superior to any other. Bess—" Yes, after Maude is married she and her husband are to live abroad.” Nell—“ 1 should think parents would be sorry to see her go. ‘Bess—" Oh, not necessarily. They have been trying to give her up for the last ten or fifteen years." Chicago News. It ain’t so far to Happiness— can be had everywhere ED. PISACD'S “POSCARINA™ PERYCEE Presented in an origi- pal Baccarat cutlass 5 equality gstifies the price. OLD EVERYWHERE. tote $165. 2.8. bogie obtatnable | ferment instead of digesting. Crossness, It was Pope, I believe,” she ventured, id, ‘ Worth makes the man.’ " ?" he replied. “Then Pope must be one of those chaps who don't read the newspapers. Ifhe did he'd know Worth was a ladies’ tailor.” — Chicago Record-Herald, “As L understand it, you want me to go on the stand and swear to the truth of your contention.” “ Heavens and earth, no! I want you to swear against me. Why, there are five members of the jury who know your reputation well."—Chicago Post. Mrs. Church—" Do you enjoy going tothe theatre ? Mrs. Gotham— No, | can't say that I do; the cars are so frightfully crowded, don't you know. But I alway enjoy it after I get there."— Yonkers Statesman. Mrs, Stubbs— John, 1 don't believe the man you gave the dime to is really blind. Mr. Stubbs— Why not, my dear ?" Mrs. Stubbs— 1 heard him whisper to his partner that he was going down the| street to get an eye-opener.” — Chicago | Daily News. HAPPY DAYS. WHEN FRIENDS SAY “HOW WELL LOOK !" yoy i What happy days are those when all our friends say, “ How well you look !" We can bring those days by a little care in the selection of food just as this young man did. | “Thad suffered from dyspepsia for| three years, and last summer was so Iwas unable to attend school,” he says. “ Lwas very thin, and my appetite at times was poor, while again it was craving. 1 was dizzy, and my food always used to unhappiness and nervousness were very prominent symptoms. «Late in the summer I went to visit a sister, and there I saw and used Grape- Nuts. I had heard of this famous food | before, but never was interested enough to try..it, for I never knew how really good it was. But when I came home we used Grape-Nuts in our household all the time and I soon began to note changes in my health. [improved steadily, and am now strong and well in every way, and am back at school able to get my lessons with ease and pleasure, and can remember them, too, for the improvment in my mental power is very noticeable, and I get good marks in my studies which always seemed difficult before. “I have no more of the bad symptoms given above, but feel fine and strong and happy, and it is mighty pleasant to hear my: friends say, *How well you look!"” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, “The Road to Wellvill W# BARKER CO. TROY,.NY. 'S & CUFFS ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. WINTER EXCURSION TICKETS ON SALE. winter excursion leasure resorts ‘may avoid the be ‘The Southern Railway announces ickets now on sale to the health and the south, where the tourist orn te. a by the Southern Railway is of the all re — | eases: will suggest the, aroma and the luxury of the idle East if you're a smoker of Esyptian DEITIES. No better Turkish cigarette can be made. Look for the signature of S. ANARGYROS bad | IN VERY SIMPLE. Erner—‘‘ don’t see how you can tell a wild duck from a tame one. CnoLty—" Dead easy. Ifyou can get near enough to shoot him he’s a tame one.” MINING PROGRESS ‘Contains reliable information about See's those who may bo interested a fi Sparanttolearn shout the resources of jashington of Idaho. FREE SAMPLE NEIL J. BOMENSEN & CO., Sampter, Oregen. overnment Positions) 14,983 Appointments x" 248.22 Gut peereey mgc wane see ga Bieta es pia aaiees Seecutses cua THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, ony misrm Sth Ave., cor 22d St. York. ‘You wil by ‘more prompt attention and better service men ing advertisements, Juoce when answering are the original bottled Cocktails. Years of experience have made them THE PERFECT COCKTAILS that they are. Do not be lured into aryl! ‘some imitation. 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