Judge, 1903-11-14 · page 12 of 16
Judge — November 14, 1903 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page primarily consists of **advertisements and product promotions** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** Hunter Whiskey, Wilson Whiskey, White Rock beverage, perfume (Guerlain), Angostura Bitters, and Ball-Pointed Pens dominate the page. **Light Humor:** A brief joke about a "walking delegate" (labor union representative) and automobile ownership reflects early 1900s class commentary. Another joke plays on children's misunderstanding of the word "glutton." **Book Reviews:** Notices for works by Rudyard Kipling and Ernest Thompson-Seton emphasize their masculine vigor and appeal to boys. **Joke Books:** Multiple volumes advertised at ten cents each, targeting casual readers. The page reflects **turn-of-the-century consumer culture**—emphasizing product consistency, masculinity, and wholesome entertainment. The "Sister Lillian" football joke at bottom suggests gentle, family-friendly humor typical of the era.
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Present-day taste has decided in favor of well-defined odors, but this is very often falsely interpreted for a passion for overwhelming per- fumes. We ought therefore to be thankful to Guerlain, who has given us the “Ron Vieux Temps” perfume, the strength of which he has disguised in such a skillful fashion that only its suave and agreeable mildness are ‘perceptible. ‘This, then, is the secret of the great vogue in which this exquisitely delicious perfume is held, and this 1s the reason that it has been adopted by our true * Parisienne.”* svnnceovcconsennnnnnnnttyy Papa— much. E\ “Tommy, you mustn't eat so rybody will be calling you a lit- tle+ glutton.” Do you know what that is?” Tommy—* | suppose it’s a big glutton’s little boy."—Philadelphia Ledger. Get strength of bone and muscle, purify the system with Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Druggists’. arpasiing quality; of ” How did he ever get enough money to ride around in an automobile ?” “He was a walking delegate for wo years."—Chicago Record-Herald, We have received from the Bobbs- Merrill Company of Indianapolis, Indiana, fhe Torch,” by Herbert M. Hopkins, and "The Way tothe West,” by Emerson Hough, illustrated by Frederic Reming- Whiskey is that it never varies. One bottle or ton. a thousand has always the same deli- Mr. Kipling’s latest volume of verse, “The Five Nations” (Doubleday, Page & Company), will fully sustain the reputation made by the big Indian with his “ The |Seven Seas” and “The Barrack Room | Ballads.” ‘These poems, dealing as they do with various subjects, are conspicuous for their virility and vigor, as well as for their color and music, which covers every- thing from the organ to jigtime, according to the requirements of the theme. It is but just to say that Mr. Kipling’s crown is, composed of leaves that will always laugh at the frost and stay green. “Two Little Savages," by Ernest Thompson-Seton, with three hundred illustrations by the author (Doubleday, Page & Company), is a book of outdoor fife that will make all sane, healthy little boys regret that they are not Indians, They will see in Yan a hero well worthy of envy, and will read of his adventures while camping out and trap- ping in the woods many times, and each time with renewed interest. It will also be enjoyed by all real men who were once real boys. Aside from this it is our can- did opinion that Santa Claus will find it necessary to order a large special edition for the little boys who are already sending their orders to him. cate aroma, the same rich, mellow taste, the same perfect, smooth, satis- fying elements which imake it Amer- ica's Best Whiskey. This is the secret of the populirity of Hunter Baltimore Rye, and it is founded on a rock. SUGR on gies Wa LANATAN & SUN, Baltimore, Sd, / LOOK FOR THE NAME CARL H.SCHULTZ Have you seen ’em? ONLY A DIME each, but worth a dollar Well! Well!! Jim Jones’es Joke Book What Si Perkins Saw Joel Jarvis’s Jay Jokes Sis Hopkins’ Own Book Ten cents each or forty cents for the greatest bunch of side- splitting joke books you ever saw. They all have ‘em! Ask your newsdealer or newsboy on the train, or send direct to JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York IF GENUINE Always the Same! WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING Co. Itimore, Md. The WHITE ROCK has a smack of its own A CLEAN SWEEP. Sister Littian—' Well, Bob, how's the rival football team shaping up?” Brorner Bos—" Aw, say, Lil, they're a lot of rags. We got upa scrub eleven and wiped the floor with them.”* Ball-Pointed Pens (H. HEWITT’S PATENT). Suitable for writing in every position; glide over any paper; never scratch or spurt. Made tn England of the finest Shefeld rolled steel, Batt-PowsteD fare more durable, and are alwad of all others FOR EASY WRITING. Buy an assorted sample bor of 2 pens for 23 etna and choose a pen to auit your hand. Having found one, stick to st ost Furs FEow HM. BAINBRIDGE & CO., 09 WiLiam StaecT, New York, or any Stationery Store. ALC: 'OHOL £4, OPIUM ss DRUG USING WHITE PLAIN eae dlseaues yeld eatty to the BUFFALO, N. Sy bere raf AOS rere LEXINGTON, Mass. | "ferry INSTITUTES. PROVIDENCE, R, |. Gommunteations confidential. WEST HAVEN, CONN. | Write for particulars. comicbooks.com