Judge, 1903-10-24 · page 12 of 16
Judge — October 24, 1903 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler humor** typical of early-20th-century magazines. The main content consists of: - **Product ads**: Hunyadi Janos laxative water, piano makers Sohmer & Co., steamship excursions, mineral water, whiskey brands, and carbonated beverages - **Short jokes and anecdotes** on everyday domestic topics—children's logic, marriage anxieties, romantic misunderstandings **Notable cartoon**: "The Progress of Education" depicts a boy late for school being disciplined by his mother, illustrating a common parental concern of the era. **Social context**: The humor reflects turn-of-the-century middle-class anxieties: marriage financial arrangements, child-rearing, servants ("hired girls"), and propriety. The repeated marriage jokes suggest courtship and gender relations were popular satire topics. There is **no significant political content**—this represents Judge's lighter, commercial fare rather than its satirical editorial function. The page emphasizes leisure activities (sea trips) and patent medicines, reflecting consumer culture of the period.
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My name is not fA Hunyadi only, but Hunyadi Jinos, the original, only genuine and re- liable Hungari- Laxative Water. 1S ALWAYS RELIABLE FOR CONSTIPATION It removes and prevents Biliousness and Lazy Liver. DIRECTIONS:—Drink half agiass on arisingin the morning. Results are certain. Johuny—" 1 asked Tom for the core of hi apple, and he gave me the whole ple. “Fifamma— And what did you say to Tommy ?” Johnny—*\ didn't say nothing, but 1 did the right thing. I gave him the core.” —Boston Transcript. 900 Milesié SEA TRIP Delightful Autumn Outing SHORT SEA TRIP No. 24 @ Daye’ Trip—Ovv Pomr Comrort, Ricwwowo ‘axp Vincixta Beach—Leave New York daily. except Thursday and Sunday, arrive Old Poiot Comfort following morning. ‘Includes dinner at Hotel Chamberlin. Leave Old Point Comfort same day at sco r. ou, arrive at Norfolk 6.15 ra, Leave Norfolk on new Steamers “Berkeley” or “Brandon” at 7.00 F. a, via James River, arrive Richmond following morning. Includes din- ner at either Murphy's Huvel, Tae Lexington of New Ford's Hotel. Leave Richmond on new Steamers “Berkeley” or Brandon” at 7.00 F. i via James River, arrive Norfolk following morning. Includes railroad fare to and from Virginia Beach and dinner at Princess Anne Hotel. Leave Norfolk. 740 ¥. M. same day, arrive New York following aftervoon, = + = $19.00 ‘Tals sed inches sein and oaoersors ber on main line steamers and on James River Steamers * Berkeley” or “ Brandon." (Limit of Ticket, 30 days.) ‘Steamers sail at 3 r. x. from Pier 26, North River, foot of Beach Street, New York. «For fall information apply to OLD DOMINION STEAMSHIP CO. 81 Beach Street, New York, N. Y. Phone, 1580 Franklin 1.J. Baows, GPA ¥. B.Watees, Vice-President & T. M. Helen—“ Gertrude lay awake almost the whole night last night worrying.” Cliford—" What was she worrying about ?” Helen—" Oh, she's afraid the man she is going to marry may love her more for her money than for herself.” Cliford— Why, Gertrude hasn't any money to speak of. Helen—"1 know ; but she has a rich relative somewhere in the old country, and she thinks he may leave her something.” Cliford— But does her fiancé know of this rich relative ?” Helen—* Oh, she hasn't any fiancé yet. She's thinking of the time when she will have one."—Kansas City Fournal. Sohmer & Co., the great Piano- makers, furnish every variety of instruments—square, upright and grand—and are constantly striving to meet every demand. Their success has been phenomenal. “ How old are you ?” the school-teacher “When were’ you six?” asked the teacher. “The day our hired girl came,” said the little one conclusively. — Pittsburg Dispatch. A health giver and a health preserver: Ab- bott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists’. The man— Didn't you promise to love, honor and obey me ?” The woman— Didn't you promise to endow me with all your worldly goods ?” —Chicago Tribune. “ Has Elsie de Vynn ever been abroad?” “think so. Why do you ask ?” “She doesn’t show foreign culture in her language.” “Doesn't she? Why, she always calls agowna frock.” — Chicago Record Herald, LOOK FOR THE NAME ue H. SCHULTZ , ARTIFICIAL VICHY SELTERS CARBONIC and CLUB SODA ‘The Standard for a Years OA St AVY ‘Te. 300 Madison Arcadia “No one who smokes the Arcadia would ever attempt’ to descride its delights, for his pipe would be certain to go My Lady Nicotine Mamma told me I must keep Mr. Huggard at a distance when we met him at the shore this summer,” said Miss Koy. "And did you ?” asked Miss McQueery. “Well, I usually succeed in keeping him at a distance from the other girls."— Philadelphia Press, For Barbers, Cigna EASY MONEY 2 serstesiens 2a Address Chas. Johnson, P. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! WILSON DISTILI Baltimore, Md. NG CO, He was 57 ; looked about 4o, des; daily business cares and responsibilities innumerable, about which he refused to worry. Why? The future of his family was made secure, his own old age provided for by a policy in the PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. The WHITE ROCK high basil has a smack of its own ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning JuocE when answering advertisements. THE PROGRESS OF EDUCATION. Fonp uorner—" Why are you 0 late, Ibsen? . I've been quite anxious about you.” Issen—"* No necoealy tained me for short perl fect in my logarithms.” for alarm, mother. My professor de- because he fancied | was slightly imper- a ONLY THE “PUREST geld 7 WRIGHT & TAYLOR, B DISTILLERS. LOUISVILLE. KY. comicbooks.com