Judge — October 24, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Get Dr. Siegert’s, the only genuine. “Oh, my !" murmured the fall overcoat, stirring uneasily in the clothes-chest, «I certainly did have a good nap. “ Which you ain’t got it now,” snickered the fat moth sitting on a camphor-ball| nearby. “'Cause I ate most of it."— Philadelphia Press, He— Life is simply one grand chase. If you are not among the pursuers you must be one of the pursued.” She—« Will you run with the hounds or fly with the deer ?” He—1 will fly with you, dear, if you! ! please."—Kansas City Journal. When your barber talks “Shampoo specify Packers Tar Soap Pure as the Pines Antiseptic—Invigorating The Standard for the Hair You don’t have to send order direct Any dealer will supply it RoEES “ [met Kernel Kaintuck a month ago and he was dead drunk; and I just met him up the street, und he’s drunk again.” | | “No, not ‘again’; + yet.’"— Houston | Post. Sapphedde—“ Present. me to Miss Peachley—there’s a good fellow.” Buggins—* It's no use, old man. I've heard her say she wouldn't have you as a gitt."—Philadelphia Record. Don't be cross, cheer up on a cold bottle of Champagne, and let it be Cood’s /mperial Ex- tra Day. Rwoter—" What's that old saying? “Take care of the pennies and "— Newitt— And the dollars will take care of your heirs."—Philadelphia Press. “We got ter git rid ob dat preacher ob ours,” said Brother Williams. “What he been doin’ now 2” asked an old deacon. . “Wry, he done gone en predicted de end ob de worl’, des ‘ez we gethered de crap en reached de ‘possum season en got de fiddle gwine fer han's roun’ in de |dance !"—Adlanta Constitution, SPOILED CHILDREN USUALLY MAKE SICKLY MEN AND Woo The “spoiled” child usually makes a weak, sickly man or woman because such and eats and drinks things that are un- fitted for any stomach, and sickness results. “Twas always a delicate spoiled child and my parents used to let me drink coffee hecause I would cry for it,’ says a Georgia young woman. 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