Judge, 1903-03-07 · page 14 of 18
Judge — March 7, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and promotional content** rather than political satire. It contains: 1. **Evans' Vacuum Cap advertisement** (left): Promotes a scalp-massage device claimed to restore hair growth, priced at $35, with a money-back guarantee. This represents dubious medical claims typical of early 20th-century patent medicine advertising. 2. **Williams' Shaving Soap advertisement** (center-right): Features numerous male faces of different types—statesmen, financiers, laborers—claiming the soap suits "all kinds of faces." The "Who are they?" section lists 24 distinguished men purportedly endorsing the product, a common advertising strategy of the era. 3. **"Man in the Street" Stories** (bottom-left): Promotes a book of humorous anecdotes from the *New York Times*, introduced by prominent figure Chauncey M. Depew. 4. **Bugville Life** (right): Advertises an illustrated publication at 25 cents. The scattered text snippets between ads are brief humorous observations—typical "man in the street" filler content. There is **no significant political cartoon or satire** on this page.
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| “Itis fortunate,” said the man who is always looking for the weaknesses of hu- man nature, “that calendars are given away so generously every don't sce why it is particularly |tucky.”" {f they had to be purchased so ¢ people are so close-fisted that they would try to do business a whole life-time with | the same almanac.""—Washington Star. The Four Track News for March has burst thé | shell and steppe into the daylight intime tose crocus light its lamp and to have the finest lind of roses blown fats its cheeks by the brisk | | March winds. "That it is one of the best ume issued is as sure as it is that the Em the fastest train in the world, with the exception of the 20th Century. A casual at the table of contents will satisfy the t is a comucupia of the best kind of good thi In fact it isa feast that is thoroughly predigested and mer- it nly aids digestion, but practically raises the salary of the reader. “The bill-of-fare is varied, and there is nothing that be put under the hea akfa It is all solid and rich, with the qualities clin | nated that are responsible for mental and moral gout. It is a banquet that will lift alike the ter and the brakeman, and cause rhap- » trickle through rosy fancies of any pable of appreciating a first-class literary table d’ hote like this one that is served by the New, York Central. For further EVANS’ VACUUM CAP! rag Sot Central Station, Forty-second stre Will Make Hair Grow, mys This Appliance will massage the I wonders whah de vi'let 's hid scalp and force a healthful circula- t ost Bede ele br a ‘i i = hai . vonders what de bull-frog di tion, It will stop the hair from fall To stop his singin’ dat retrain, ing out and restore a normal growth| | miss dat gohgeous atterfly where live follicles exist. It is used Dat used to flutter 'roun’ so free; about ten minutes each night before| ! hap ions 8 by retiring. Price $35.00, which will be See itson & ; - H —Washington Star refunded in full it does not give nents satisfaction within thirty days. “After all, you know, a man is as i : young as he feels.” For full particulars address : |>°"Nieer alt, yes, That is to say, bel EVANS’ VACUUM CAP CO., | docsn’t brag about being as young as he cls until he’s old enough to know bet- Fullerton Building, St. Louis. | ter. “Philadelphia Press. “MAN IN THE STREET” STORIES From “Tho New York Times.” 12mo. 20 pages. Cloth Bound, $1.00. With an Introduction by Chauncey M.'Depew, who says of them: THE MANIN THE STREET “This collection of stories is my refresher every Sun- day after the worry and work of the week. 1 know of STORIES no effort which has been so successful in collecting real from Tae NewYeck Fines s portraying the humorous side of life as this It is prepared with a complete index which increases its value very much. Read what reviewers all over the country say of the “Iisa g eat collection,and the readingof it ia.a treat.” Tninen® Sart Laxe The kind of a book we call a ‘eapital thing.” heat fl MINNxAPOLin Train, With Introduction by Js well worth the consideration of all.""—Provinesce JOuRwat. CHAUNCEY M. DEPEW War anted to armuse."—Bomrox Jovnwat * Probably no book of its kind excels th Tis humor is of the The anecdotes are exceptionally enter full of humor, wit and wistom, and may be re with genuine pleasure." —Sr- Louis Kort abs reed of good things.""—Pintapetenta Ixqutare Senator Depew saya a true thing in ox Curvetann Leapen * We cannot deny its attainment of Rauristour Sew i of the utmost ling the eharaeter and quality of the book.” — | se for those who wish to use bright jeat and modern aneedote."— for the publication in bok form of the * Man in Street Stories.” 3 oe Kk form of the * Man in the * They will make the reader laugh." —Buvvato Exenras. This work is useful in more ways than one.""—IicnMoxp Diseaten, Broox urs Fs "The story teller need never ru a Punvanes eee ADELPIIA interesting.” rrTascre INpEX-ArrraL y ia ais Hatrele.: Always “The average merit of these stories ia so high, that the prise-winning stories are little if a than the others —Cutcaco IntEn Ocray. ’ e ieries arm isle: any, better “ Indispensable to a properly eelected library." —Sr, Pact. Gone. Sent by mail, postpaid, to any address upon receipt of price, One Dollar. Address all orders to JUDGE COMPANY, 110 Fifth Ave., New York 3FORALL KINDS FACES © (WILLIAMS “scar Statesmen, financiers, literary, professional and business men, and men in every walk in life, have for more than half a century found com- fort and delight in Williams’ Shaving Soap. For all kinds of faces, its pure, rich, cream- like lather is wonderfully grateful and satis- fying. To the long, thin face, or the short and full, to the delicate and sensitive or the rugged and sunburned, Williams’ Shaving Soap is equally comforting and refreshing. Sold throughout the world. ia the form of Shaving, Sticks, Shaving Tablets and Shaving Cream. Who are They? How many of the 24 distinguished men shown here can you name? To any one sending us the correct name of any 4 of these men, with a two-cent stamp to cover cost of mailing, we will forward, postpaid, a correct list of the names. and aisoa most useful and Ingenious pocket novelty in the shape of key-ring. letter opener, paper-cutter and screw-driver combined, an article that every Inan and bos will find many uses for every day. Handy for the Chauffeur, the bicycle rider, for opening cigar boxes, watch cases, ‘automatic air valves, ete. Unequaled key holder ; holds keys securely, divides the keys—easy to find the one wanted, Address Dept. F THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. «For Sale~ Everywhere comicbooks.com