Judge — March 7, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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A GOLD MINE IN CALIFORNIA The gold mines of Califo.nin have yielded more than $800,009,000.00. They are now yielding $16,000,000.00 a year, chiefly from free gold quartz mines. The stock of these mines is not for sale. ‘The men —and women—who own it, bought it when it was cheap, before the mines began to pay. ‘The same opportunity exists now to get stock cheap in new tinea being developed which will son be aa valuable as that which is now worth to much to sel. The ownera of the WIZARD MINE offer this opportunity. They are developing a free gold quart: mine on the Great Mother Lode in F1 Dorado county, and are gelling eome of the stock to get a developiment ‘This stock is offered cheap, as a genuine invest- ment, and po more will be sold than i necemary to provide the. capital to make the WIZARD a dividend-paying, mine. You ean, by joining with them to develop this mine, become the owner of gold mine stock that fll pay you dividends as long aa you live. That ts what the other mines, that have teen developed in the same way, are doing. This i¢ a plain business proposition; the offer of ap investment of some of your earnings, possibly what you would otherwise squander, which will become permanent capital. it will pay you te write for our booklet, "\A Tale of Gol," whieh will tell vou all about it.” It is an opportunity offered NOW, and you should write Now. VIZARD GOLD MINING CO., 650 Holland’ Building, St. Louis. “I was surprised that you should squirt water on that little Boston boy remarked the hippo. “Why, he called me a pachyderm. replied the clephant. don’t. know what that means, but T won't stand being called names.""—Chicago News. Silas Oatcake e tew Stringt Ticket-agent—" Do you want a round- trip ticket? ; Silas Oatcake—" Don't keer whether it be round er square, jist so it'll take me het tew Stringtown an’ back agin.""—Chicago News. 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A., Mowen Route, 200 Caxtom House Place, CHICAGO. mt Mistre: putting Bridge: —" What in the world are hes on the floor for, Bridget “Shure, ma'am, ‘an’ ou Country, ** He's joined the great silent | When did he die He didn’t die; he got mar- 1." —Detroit Free Pres w much be it from | didn’t vez say to doost the parlor?" —Town and | A CRITICISM OF DESTINY. | I wish I were a science, or an ethics, or} a plan, Or anything instead of just an ordinary | man. : If I were but a doctrine, mine would be a gayer lot— Or I should be delighted were I just a higher thought: For then the men of millions would be | handing out the cheques To aid in saving me from all the hin- drances that vex. I wish I were a system, or a policy, or chair, For some one would endow me, and my Prospects would be fair; If could be an issue, or a theory, I know The moncy to support me would imme- diately flow; | Or, were not a common man, but some- thing like a fund, I know by all the plutocrats I should not | then be shunned. If I were one of these things, why, the outlook would be great; They'd even vote me money from the taxes of the state | The good financial fairies with their won- |. der-working wands | | Would soothe me with a shower of their} currency and bonds If I were something psychic, or a social | settlement, I'd never need to worry over coal or clothes or rent. I wish I were a microbe, a bacillus, or a } germ— | A microscopic wiggler—just a shy, clusive | worm: For then they'd spend their millions, and in earnestness would strive To trace me out and feed me, and to help| me keep ali L wish T were a sci a plan, Or anything instead of just an ordinary man! =<" nee, or an cthies, or D. Nesbit in Chicago Tribune. | Bectem—"Oh, Pshaw! twenty dollars ‘by I must have noon to-day, and I left all my money at home in my other | clothes. Can't you help me out?” | Wiseman—"Sure. I'll lend you car- fare to go home for it.” | “TL sce that Representative Griflith of Indiana has introduced a bill to limit| private wealth to ten million dollars. “It would suit me better if he would make the minimum limit_one hundred thousand dollars.""—San Francisco Bul- letin | The time is past when poets starve In garrets without hope: They're making scads by writing ads. For breakfast foods and soap. —Philadelphia Record He—" Will you marry me She—" No. He—"Then will you marry my cousin Tom? He requested me to ask you while I was about it."—Chicago News “Supposing you woke up some day and found yourself’a millionaire—what would you do?” “Go right to sleep again, so that the knocking of the tax-assessors on the door wouldn't annoy me!""—Baltimore Herald. is more welcome than a {ull whispered the poctic young man Pabst BlueRibbo The most popular club beverage and _ Milwaukee’s choicest brew FORGETFULNESS. A pound of ‘kisses,’ please * What flavor ?”* Good cigar—er—I mean vanilla.”” y, a full coal scuttle,” replied the practical girl, and then he said no more | Chicago Ne Rollingstone Nomoss—* Wot's sayin’ about_a dog in de manger? | Tatterdan Torn—" A dog in the manger | is worth two in de front yard.""—Phila-| delphia Record. je old Real Laces. Lace Robes, Women’s Neckwear, Embroideries, Handkerchiefs, Parasols, Gloves. Beoadoay Ks 9th &. 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