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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than political satire. The left side features a Schlitz Beer ad emphasizing "purity"—invoking Pasteur's sterilization process, filtered water and air, and germ-free production. This marketing pitch reflects early 1900s health anxieties and competitive brewing claims. The remaining space contains scattered **humorous anecdotes**: - A Scottish joke about a man who can't hear without his ear-covering cap - A Tiberius/Roman emperor joke about mortality - A doctor joke about a nagging wife needing rest - Various short quips (an elevator boy, a quarry explosion, etc.) These are generic period humor—mild, domestic jokes with no apparent political content or social critique. The page includes advertisements for products (Boston Garter, Cortes Cigars, Equitable Life Insurance) and Judge's own bound volumes. **No significant satire or caricature is evident.** This appears to be filler typical of early-1900s magazines mixing advertisements with light entertainment.

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Purity requires pure water. We get it from six wells, driven downto rock. No purer water flows anywhere in the world. Purity necessitates pure air. All the air that touches Schlitz Beer, after the boiling process, passes first through an air filter. Pure beer must be filtered. Every drop of Schlitz Beer is filtered by machin- ery through masses of white wood pulp. Pure beer contains no germs. Schlitz Beer is sterilized after it is bottled and sealed, by a process invented by M. Pasteur, of France. It requires one and one-half hours. That’s how we double the necessary cost of our brewing. We do it to make purity certain—to make Schlitz Beer healthful. Will you drink common beer, and pay justas much forit, when Schlitz Beer can be had for the asking. Ask for the Brewery bottling. __ From Scotland itself comes the foll ing story concerning an enthusi curler who invariably wore at the game a cap with comfortable warm car-flaps. Arriving one day without this headgear, he was greeted by a friend, “Eh, Wullie, mon, whar's yere auld lug-warmer?” ‘o which the other replied lugubrious | “Thae na’ worm it scence ma accident.” | “Accident? A'm sorry tac hear o't What was it, then?” “A mon offered me a dram, an’ wi they dashed flaps I didna hear him.” *'Ma conscience!” London Globe. Allover the clvilized world said the other. "| Knowing physicians prescribe Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, to tone up the sys+ tem—they know Abbott's will meet every re- quirement. All druggists. Tiberius had just asked his soothsaver | if he could predict the date of his own death. \ “Not exact replied Thrasulius, | “but it will be twenty-four hours hefore yours." Pondering deeply, the Roman emperor | countermanded the order for an automo- bile he had intended giving the magici d instead granted him a_pension.— New York Tribune BUTTON Ues flat to the leg—never Slips, Tears nor Unfastens| Mrs. Nagger—" I'm so glad you've con- vinced my husband he needs to take a rest at Palm beach.” Dr. Shrude—" Yes?" because I do so hi OF BRAINS & ae Adare I-MADE AT KEY WEST— 5 htrude—"Good. You may go when he comes back. That will be a double rest’ for him.""—Philadelphia Press THE ITABLE HENRY B. HYDE FOUNDER ARS. N SS a p EQU Qin, 8 Newee (eA J.W. ALEXANDER J.H. HYDE PRESIDENT VICE PRESIDENT. —"Sce dat_guy wid de at's Bob Fitzsimmon ted to break the news, “there wot ¢ ixplosion at the quarry éector.” ond newsboy—"* How a you know he 's my Patrick!" cried Mrs. got a sign! sidy.“" Oh- don’t tell me Or'll niver ds, “I cure | him again “Indade, Oi wouldn't tell ye th ——|ma’am, fur whativer goes up must cot down."*—Philadelphia Press st “Cause he ahis ollice window what ri ts" —Kansas City Fou BRASS BAND Instruments, Dru: inp Pa. § Fine Catalog. Volumes Prices. inne, mat ly caller (to old family servant) “Ww Master Arthur shc tige ee | *"Bridget—" Av coorse he did. Shure, have the horns of the craythurs hung Every copy of JUDGE for 1902 in | | the hall." Punch two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- Faid anywhere in the United States, for $9,00, Send orders promptly. Judge Publishing Co., “I'm suspicious of that man,” said t new clevator- boy. here he sneaks in as if he w body would see him." "He is,"" said the janitor. man that owns the | Tribune. ‘as afraid som “He's t “Ma'am,” began Casey, who had been jattorme, Lyon | netruments ure, ives instructions | tr Amateor ‘YON & HEALY, 15 Adams St., Chicago “When he comes nuilding.""—Chicago AN INCOME WITHOUT CAPITAL can be created by means of the New Continuous Instalment Endowment Bond of the Fquitable . If you die. it will provide a permanent income for your beneficiary just when he.or she. may need it It you live. it will provide 6n income for your- self just when you may need it. . The income commences at_once. if you die. It will commence in twenty years, if you live and will be paid as long as either you or the beneficiary live It will be paid for twenty years in any event ra the see ot, me we Send coupon below for particulars. in he ery State for men of character and energy to tives. Apply to Gi ‘arbell, ne= THE EQUITABLE LIFI the 1 would like to receive information regarding a Continuous Instalment Endowment Bond, issued to a person aged. 10 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. | HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS |PAPER WAREHOUS Branch Warehuat, 3 Heckman Suet New York ILL KtxOe OF PATER MADE TO ORDER E| comicbooks.com