Judge — July 13, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ie CASE OF THE GRAY MARE. case of the gray mare, it may be remem- had for its: hero s man, who, disgusted nding the wife the head of so many set Out to discover one household with band at the head. Along with him he ay horse and a gray mare, one of them cesented as a reward to the object of his From house to house the man went ny miles, only to find in every case the the head, and so acknowledged both by sband and: herself, After many days’ ing he came to a dwelling where the v answer to his question, promptly said : usband is the head of this house.” “At st! sighed the man to himself: but still he was incredulous, and in spite of the woman's prote-iations that she never dared to cheep anything—her husband had it all his own this own say, He insisted upon inter- ewing the husband, too. **Oh, I'm the head of the house.” declared the husband with be- coming modesty; “entirely and completely its head in everything.” Convinced that he had at last found the unfindable, the man trotted out his two horses and told the husband to choose which one he liked better. ‘*1'll take the bay,” said the husband. “No, the gray ferrupted the wife. ‘I prefer the y." said the busband. ‘You'll take the gray mare,” said the wife—"* do you hear? the gray mare.” The husband smiled faintly. ‘All right,” he said weakly ; ** the gray mare, then.” Bat the man with the two horses was ri off. For all we know, he is riding yet. Master (to journeyman joiner)—"* Do you call yourself a workman and turn out a job like that? Have you ever served any time at all at the trade?" Man—"‘Aye; I served a proper apprenticeship long afore vou ever started in business.” Master—"* Well, what have you been at since?” AZan—* Well, I've been out on strike pretty well ever since."—Pick-Me- Up. MeDICURA THe Soap That Cures Will Make Your Skin as Soft as Baby’s. For Sale by All Druggists at 25 Cents per Cake. If your druggist does not handle it, upon receipt of 25 cents we will mail you a cake. Insist Upon Having MEDICURA—Ro! Purple Wrapper with Gold Letters. Medicura Soap Company, No. 1123 Broadway, New York City. COLORADO Offers Superior Attractions for Your Summer Vacation First-class tickets will be sold certain days July and September at $25.00, Chicago, Denver and return; Utah points $15.00 higher. Cor- respondingly low from other points. Rates but little higher other days all summer. Good accommodations at all points of interest, and at moderate cost. ‘The “Colorado Special,” only one night to Denver. ‘The “Overland Limited,” only two nights to Utah. ‘These two fast trains provide the best of everything, and 1 cago every day. Send 4c. stamp for “Colorado Illustrated.” Jars of any agent, or address ve Chi- Particu- Pinetrat, Agxxcrex—40l Broadway, New York: 001 Chestast St, Phile- Sgipnisr a Wish(netgn st Bowan b Malate Degas sGiare ae Chicago;€S Vino he, Clocianatis6d Bralthgela Nt. Pittsbara:23t Super: for 8t., Cleveland, 1 Campas Martius, Detroit; 2 King Bt, Toronto, Oat, Chicago, Union Pacific & North-Western Line Order by Name. When you order beer, name the kind that you want. Some kinds pay your dealer more profit than others; the kind that pay best are the poorest. One beer costs twice as much to brew as another; the prices to you are alike. You may as well get the best. We could save a third on the cost of our hops and bar- ley, if we used the poorer grades. But the taste and worth would be lacking. We could save what clean- liness costs us, We cool Schlitz beer in plate glass rooms, in filtered air. That is costly. Then we filter every drop of the product. After we bottle and seal it we sterilize every bottle. That is expensive; but the beer would contain germs and impurities without it. And it costs money to store beer for months in refrigerat- ing rooms to age it. But if we sent out “green” beer it would cause biliousness like cheap beer. You see now wh: beer costs your than Schlitz. common lealer less If you want a pure beer, order Schlitz --the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Pure beer is health- ful; poor beer is harmful. Don’t let your dealer decide which you get. Call for the brew- ery bottling. 4st erace Mistress (to cook)—" B to leave, Mary?" Cook cookery, mum." Mistre Why, you cook the things yourself !” “Yes. I know, mum ; but I’m only a plain cook, and I thought when'I came here that you would make some tasty dishes now and again, mum."—Pick-Me- Up. why do you want don’t like the BEAUTIFUL GUIDE TO PAN-AMERICAN EXPOSITION Containing Best Map of Grounds Ever Made, Is published by the Lackawanna Railroad Send 4 cents in stamps to T. W. Lee, 26 Exchange Place, New York City. SUMMER NUMBER JUDGE'S LIBRARY PRICE 10 CENTS, For sale at all News-stands or Judge Company, 110 Fifth Avenue, New York. comicbooks.com