Judge, 1901-07-13 · page 12 of 16
Judge — July 13, 1901 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** with minimal editorial content. The main items are: **Text Humor**: Brief satirical commentary pieces mock a Georgian poet's poor rhyming (contrasting with Kipling's work) and McKinley's declining a third presidential term—suggesting most presidents wouldn't voluntarily step down. **Central Cartoon**: A simple sketch shows a ladder and mallet in a boxing match, with the caption "The ladder and the mallet had a fight the other day, and the ladder got knocked out in the first round"—a pun on "mallet" defeating "ladder" in a physical confrontation. **Advertisements**: The page is dominated by ads for alcohol (Wilson Whiskey, Hunter Baltimore Rye, Abbott's Bitters)—notably marketed as health tonics, reflecting early-1900s practices when alcohol was promoted for medicinal purposes. Other ads promote trains and Judge's bound volumes. The page lacks political cartooning; it's essentially a period advertising layout with minor comedic interludes.
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