Judge — July 13, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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US-LAND TO ENGLAND. (A Plea in Equity. July ath, 190) pad bully, Samson, grinding so, W- laugh, we laugh to hear you roar, ‘Vi ¢ while you boast you shot a Boer Ard bumed his house and all within ! Why, donkey with the lion’s skin, You did all this to U5 of yore, Ard yet—we banged you, don't-cher-kneow? We banged you, banged you, laid you low, At Saratoga, York, and such— We Irish, English, Seotch and Dutch ! ‘Then learn to let such folks alone ; Then learn to let King George's throne Remember ; it won't cost you much— And we're your sons! But we shall grow, Grow fairly, squarely, tall, alone— A continent that scorns a throne ! What makes we US-men want the earth And all Acadia’s wealth and worth— All earth and Canada, our own ? Why we're part English, don’t-cher-kneow ° Invader, outlaw, Freedom's foc, ‘The time has come when you must pay For towns you burned, or—Canada ! We banged you twice, can bang you thrice— Old man, there's music in the air! Get out, get off and call it square, Or music, music, don't-cher-kneow ? sister of the sun and snow, road Canada, brave, stanch and true— What star to stud our field of blue ! And if your king, Edward the Fat, Should signify he don’t like that, Why, we'll annex old England, too— We yearn for islands, don’t-cher-kneow ? JOAQUIN atILLRR. THERE'S NO RISK IN DRINKING ~ ~< Evans’ Ale or Stout They are the Prod- uct of the Green fields of nature WHAT ARE THE * @lub Cocktails?” Drinks that are famous the world over, Made from the best of liquors and used by thousands of men and women in their own homes in ‘place of tonics, whose composition is unknown, ‘Are they on your sile- board? Would not such a drink put new ie into the tired all day?" Would it not be the drink 10 offer to. the husband when he returns home after his day's busi- ness? Choice of Manhattan, Tom of Holland mouth, York or ‘cers and Dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Broadway, N.Y. Martford, Conn. Bot then—you're English, don't-cher-knecw ? HOW TO ENJOY AN OUTING. The first thought in arranging for an outing is how to secure the maximum benetits and pleasures with the minimum discomfort and disappointment, and the great increase in the |number of votaries of outdoor life every year | makes the question of food supplies a dominat- ing one. Ever since the days of Robin Hood and Sherwood Forest lovers of outdoor life have depended upon ale to open the way to the full enjoyment of the occasion. The same good old customs which prevailed in olden times are in existence to-day, as evidenced by |the great increase in the ranks of the grand army of recreation seekers and their pronounced | partiality for Evans’ Ale, which has become | famous as a summer beverage among lovers of outdoor life for the way it imparts vigor and enjoyment toan outing. The sparkling. frothy, | bubbling way in which it pours out delights the eye and attests its perfect condition. Evans's is the one ale most suitable for all places, whether in the mountains, at the seashore, on WATTERSONIAN PHILOSOPHY. Let him who will recite the glories of suc- cessive defeat; but let the dead past bury its dead, Of us it shall never be written; of Mr. Bryan may it not be written ** Soothed by the sound of his own voice, ‘The orator grew vai Fought all his battles o'er again, And thrice he routed all his foes And thrice he slew the slain !" —Henry Watterson, in Louisville Couricr- Journal, Weak men are but strong men’s followers. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, im- parts force and vigor. Perhaps Madame Bervhardt assumes that she will be old enough to play Little £va as soon as her Komeo tour is over.—Baltimore American, PHILADELPHIC ORACLES, Anti-fat is intended to lighten one’s weight, and still it is sold for gain. A teacher may relate anecdotes to her pupils. but she shouldn't tell tales out cf school. Artists’ models should have good faces but, after all, figures are what count. You are not likely to hear a Spiritualist say, “1 don’t care a rap. —Philadelphia Bialletin, At every exposition where the Sohmer Pianos have been brought into competition with others they have invariably taken the first prize. Gotham—"' 1s that a fact, that the Boston | streets are so crooked?” //ubs—"* Ves; that's | straight."— Voukers Statesman, Among the most conspicuous exhibits of the | Buffalo Exposition is the Monroe Doctrin— | Baltimore American. a yacht, or traveling by train or boat, because it is always in the same perfect condition, and because it cannot spoil, no matter how abused in handling, due to the fact that it does not contain a particle of sediment. Asan appetizer and general tonic, mix quary ter wine-glass Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, fill with iced water, add teaspoonful sugar. 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