Judge — March 16, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE POUNT OF YOUTH. ‘The fount of youth has oft been sought Since days of long ago, And oft in fancy men have seen Is living waters flow. Through desert, swamp and wildemess ‘The search has been pursued, In hope that by the magic fount Youth’s charms might be renewed. But men have turned from that vain quest, “Their hopes forever crushed ; For though they searched through all the world No magic fountain gushed. An men resigned themselves to age That robbed them of their grace, That sapped their strength and thickly spread ‘Time's wrinkles on the face. In later years men’s thoughts have turned To plans for longer life, And in elixirs they have sought New strength for daily strife. And oft ‘tis heralded abroad ‘That scientist or sage Has finally evolved a pian To stay the blight of age. But men grow old, and women, too, As in the days of yore, For no elixirs they have tried Their youthful charms restore. And as they can’t deceive themselves Some seek to hide the truth, And dye and bleach their hair and paint On cheeks the hues of youth. The fount of youth is in each heart, ‘And those who keep it pure Will longer hold the charms of youth And length of life secure. And when at last that fountain fails, And old age on them steals, They'll bear it well because no man Is older than he feels. —Pittsburg Chronicle. Telegraph, Cosmetics are deadly and ruin the akin, complexions are properly built from within, ve rosy cheeks and @ cuticle clear, ‘Take Kipans Tabules—they're without say peer. Mrs, Kingsley—* Wasn't your husband out very late last night?” Afvs, von Blumer (sweet- lyj—"* Yes; but I felt sure he would be. He told_me he was going to meet your husband.” —Tid- Bits, The Sohmer piano is recognized by the music-loving public as one of the best in the world, Visit the warerooms, Sohmer building, 170 Fifth avenue, before buying elsewhere. NEW VERSION. Carrie, Carrie! I've been thinking What a dead one you would be If the booze were all exported Far across some distant sea. David, David! I've been thinking If the booze should make that trip All the drinkers in creation Would go aboard and sink the ship. Utica Herald- Dispatch. CHAPPED SKIN is a winter plague easily avoided by the use of PACKER’S Tar Soap —Med, Standard, Chicago. Apply a generous lather and dry without rinsing. ‘The Packer Mfg. Co., New York. If you could buy U. S. bonds on the in- salment plan and have all unpaid instal- Ments canceled at your death, you'd do it, ©! course. In effect you can do just that if you get a policy. in the Pann Muruat Lire, 921-3-5 Chestnut Streer Philadelpbia. A good story is going the rounds at Colum- bia regarding one of the sarcastic professors. who was recently conducting an oral examina- student—handsome, easy and self-possessed— who appeared to be utterly ignorant of the sim- plest phases of the subject. Professor W. put question after question to him without recei ing one intelligent reply. Finally the student id navely, with just a touch of reproach, I'm very unfortunate, professor; you never ask me anything I know.” The professor said nothing, but gravely tore off a tiny piece of paper from a convenient pad. ‘* Here, Mr. B.,” he said, handing it to the student; ** write all you know. Take plenty of time—there’s no hurry."—New York Times. Sailing under false colors are all cheap and poisonous domestic substitutes of DR. SIE- GERT'S Angostura Bitters, the great South American tonic. Oh, great, uncanny chimpanzee ! T ask and shudder while I view, “* Will my descendants look on me With the contempt I fee! for you?” Washingvon Star. Uso Dr. Boll's Cough Syrup for your cough, oF cold on chest or lungs. It is truly a wonderful medicine. No other remedy has made so many re- markable cures. Price, 25 cents. A DIFFERENT MATTER, “We learned at West Point,” said Repre- sentative Driggs of Brooklyn, "that every pleb who comes to the academy is put down as a member of the Young Men’s Christian Associ- ation. He doesn’t have to apply for member- ship—the upper-class men_have his name writ- ten on the Young Men's Christian Association rolls—unless the pleb states distinctly that he does not wish to join. In that connection a rather amusing incident occurred. When we had Cadet Burnett, president of the Young Men's Christian Association, on the witness- stand we drew the information from him. He is a bright boy, and after he had been ques- tioned extensively was turned over to my col- league, Judge W. I. Smith, I don’t tell this in any sacrilegious spirit, but the judge met with a severe ‘buffer. He gave Cadet Burnett a very harsh moral lecture, and exhorted him to imitate the example of the Saviour in filling the office of president of the Young Men's Christian Association. *Go out among the plebs and mingle kindly with them,’ said the judge. “Don’t you think, young man, that would be more like a Christian? Did the Saviour ever set Himself up in such a haughty fashion?” * No," answered the cadet quickly; * but He did not have a military academy on His hands. The judge had to set up drinks after the com- mittee adjourned."— Washington Post. he has a tooth for candy that is sure. he shows it in away that’s quite demure. t's her wisdom tooth you see, Phat is asking you and mn ‘hitaad For another box of ood and Whitman’s gr0 wold everywhere. “Ask for them. e olate 1s perfect in flavor ai Melous and healthful. stantly With boiling milk. STEPHEN P. WHITMAN & SON, ~ 1316 Chestnut St Phitadetpbia. ality, ‘Made 12: __ Mrs. Crimsonbeak—" We want a new roll- ing-pin. I think this is the tenth. time I've told you,’ Afr. Crimsonbeak—** Yes; 1 know you've thrown it at me before."— Yonkers Statesman. tion in a very scientific study. There was one} A SOLDIER TO DEATH. I flirt with you, I mock you morn and night ; dawn ; But all the while ‘tis life I love, not you, in London Outlook, The best is not too good for you. Use Ab- bott’s, the Original Angostura Bitters. Drug. gists and grocers. Assistant Attorney-General Beck says that Philadelphians are not so slow in the game of politics as New Yorkers seem to think. He relates that a man who had rendered the party much service went to Governor Beaver of Penn- sylvania and asked for a position as janitor in the State House. The Governor said to him, “You are an excellent man, but the position is filled.” The politician, very disconsolate, wan- dered along the banks of the Susquehanna. He saw a body brought from the water, and to his surprise he saw that it was that of the man who had been appointed to the place that he wanted. He did not lose any time, but ran to the Gov- eror and said he wanted the place. The Got ernor replied blandly, ‘* There is no vacancy. “Bot,” says the applicant, ‘1 saw that man taken out of the water.” ** Yes," replied Gov- crnor Beaver; “I have just appointed the man who saw him fall in.” Queen Withelmina—'* It is rather unkind of the king of England not to send ‘a wed present.” Mr. Kriger—" Never mind, my dear; you have me."—Zondon Outlook, He—"* So you think you could learn to love me?” She—'* Yes; but I'm very forgetful."— March Smart Set. ef labor, research and improvement are represented in every bottle of Evans’ Ale It wasn't “ trasting to lack” that made its reputation, C,H. Evans & Sons, Hudson, N. ¥. Constable K2Co Handkerchiefs: Fine Hemstitched Linen Handkerchiefs. Embroidered and Lace Handkerchiefs. Women’s Neckwear. 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