Judge — July 14, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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R. BRYAN AND A “ JUDGE" CARTOON. correspondence New York Herald and New York Journal.) Colonel Bryan's son William brought back he fishing honors won by the party. Where ‘ father had one bite the youth had two, and average weight of the hooked victims was vier. On reaching the Sherman house his jvst demand was fora funny paper.” He led pis sire to the news-stand. “Buy me this one,” exclaimed the boy, point- to a copy of a comic weekly on which the puiside colored cut was a representation of the cbraskan posing as a Chinese ‘* boxer” and caving a sword whose blade was inscribed * Political fanaticism.” Back of him was pict- red a dead donkey, and over it was written, Honest old Democracy killed by’ * Boxer* iryan.” Why, it's you!” exclaimed the boy bs he noticed the Hocaments of bis sire that xen the distorted pencil of the cartoonist had jot made unrecognizable. “He's used to cartoons.” commented Mr. sn as he drew forth a dime to pay for his ion ; ‘and so am I.” VARIABILITY. Now is the time when nature seems So merrily attune ; The color on the rose-bush gleams, And kindly smiles the moon. And yet the cold wave! Think of that, Though perfumes be afloat. So give me straight my cool straw hat, Likewise my overcoat. Not much good gold did she disburse, Yet well she spent each golden minute. She had a precious little purse, And there was precious little in it. That was before she started out. She meant to shop ; her means were ample. When she got back that purse was stout, For it was stuffed with many a sample. —Chicago Kecord. He wasn't the brightest young’ man in the world, but he has held a city job for about three months. ** Why don't you join the army?” inquired a sympathizing friend who wanted to be of service. * I don't want to join the army,” he replied with honest frankness, ** but I would like to get in the navy, I think my experience in the water-works office would be more valu- able to me there."—Detroit Free Press, We will forsake the haunts of gloom And to the woodland rove ; We'll gather there some fragrant bloom— (Or wood to feed the stove. All calculations now fall flat. While grippy microbes gloat. So give me straight my cool straw hat, ikewise my overcoat. —Washington Star. Der eager persoot of gelt vas der incendif to all der vickedness in der vorldt.—Der roat dot dooks you to habbiness und plaindy gelt don'd vas run a saloon droo.—Please dot you don'd put much trust in der time vhen you vas old peoples. Plaindy vas der efil dot day dhereof. —Dis vorldt vas a much big school-houses, vhere all der vicketness vas teached, und you learn dot mit awful gwickness.—Vhen you fol- low der multitoot of peoples to efil please dot you don'd fergot it dot der multitoot don'd cood estore you dot good names vhich you once did haf.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, is a muscle-maker, a health-helper. Puts an edge on appetite, takes the edge off all your ills. 4sé for Abbott's, Editor—* The reason for declining the story was that we want nothing in a novel that is | beyond the probable.” Seridbler—* But what is the improbable passage?” Editor—" Don't you say that your heroine has ‘ pined for years with an unrevealed secret’ ?"—Nashville Amer- ican. The great spring tonic—DR. SIEGERT'S Angostura Bitters.» One teaspoonful before meals. Beware of poisonous domestic substi- tutes. Alice—* What did Clara say when you asked her how old she was?’ Laura—"* She said she was just as young as any other woman of her age on earth." —/ndianapolis Journal, Algie, who is that vulgah erson on the othah side of the stweet?” Algie Weally, ine deah boy, you'll have to excuse I'm so beastly fatigued that I cawn’t look jahthah than the middle of the bloomin' stweet, :."—Chicago News. 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