Judge — November 25, 1899 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THANKSGIVING DAY. YE GALLANT captains who in war ‘Well earned the nation’s thanks, Make way to let another now Within your victor ranks. “Tis true he never faced the foe To fight them on the main, Nor did he hear the mausers sing On Cuba's tropic plain. Yet tens of thousands know his name And hail it with acclaim, For he is captain of the team That won the foot-ball game. MC LANDSURGH wiLson A JARRER Mrs. Matcuer—"* Here is the diamond brooch I have borrowed from Aunt Jane. Just put a tag on it— From Jack, at Pago-Pago.”” Miss Matcner—" Yes, mamma.” Mrs. MaTcHeR—“And lay it on the table where Harold Skinflint can see it when he calls, That ought to jar something real good out of him.” -HIS THOUGHTFUL IDEA. t+ [SN'T it odd that whenever Mr. Dinsmore makes a present it always consists of gloves?” said Miss Goldthorpe. “ He wants his presents to be always on hand,” replied Miss Wilberforce. OF ONE OPINION. THE turkey ‘s eating the chestouts For when Thanksgiving makes vernal Right under the chestnut-tree ; Our dreams till we're rapture-mute, He's certain they are the best nuts, “Twill be chestnuts that his internal And with him we quite agree. Machinery constitute. CAUSE TO BE THANKFUL. Freddie—" Say. pa, what have | to be thankful for, anyhow ?” Cobwigger—" After that dinner you've just eaten you should be thankful if you don’t have dys- pepsia for the rest of your life.” HOW JUGGLINSKI SAVED THE KID. comicbooks.com