Judge — November 25, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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RECIPE FOR A WELSH RAREBIT. Welsh rarebits are delightful things. To make one, if you please. T'll gladly show you. First, then, take A pound or so of- Of course a dish-pan on a stove You might use if you wish ; But if you seek the best results You'll try a— Cut up your cheese in slices thin And then, I pray, don't fail At this same time to pour on top A gill of — SCARING THEM OFF. mn aoe Johnnie, if thou playest Indian again when I have company Now si aes way wah contain’ No failure must you fear. . ‘Throw in red pepper, mustard, salt, DOWN IN bi And also— DIXIE. *#eVOU are not.” remarked the colloquial 2 4 J 2 Be ready now! ‘The moment ‘s ripe. Seen ate CIE S With plates red hot (your boast") ger, “accustomed to i re 4 \ ‘ Just pour the amber, steaming fluid riding on this road, nh Upo [pon the ale.soaked I presume. Fj J ¥/ “No,” replied GB \ f 4 the cynical passen- R i Hold! One thing more. On top of this, ger rho Nad Been YY gk ‘ a ‘Some hours later, blended, pabeenes Y- MS Ne y l You'll need a new ingredient— making ironical re- Yt. F, yr a “s splendid, marks about the zs speed of the train; “but I will be, I've \ bso . GUILTY. got to go about g S => \ MURPHY had been to the superintendent of the works to make a thirty miles yet.” demand for more pay and shorter hours. He had returned un- successful and dejected. = “Shure,” said he,“ Or'd heard till he wor dafe an’ dumb, an’ Oi've It DOESNT so leand thee be a.” a 0 Batter Alga “Gwan!" said Brannigan. “ How did yez foind thot out?" uot YoU. say. as FOOT-BALL TERM “ Be jakers!" replied Murphy stoutly, “he admitted ut.” when you say it. A full back. ALL HER OWN. HE wants a suitor who is rich, I don’t see why she cares; Because | know that any day She has five million airs. ANALYZED. Cora— There are no less than ten different colors in my new shirt-waist. I tell you it’s a dream.” Merritt—"\ dream? Why, my dear, it's a nightmare.” COME GOOD IN EITHER CASE. First Filipino— We must demand an indemnity of the Americans."* Second Filipino—* What! WHY HE GOT THE RUN. even if we don't whip them?” Phat villain of a butler of mine found out that my wife’s maid had saved up six hundred dollars and First Filipino— Cenainly. to marry his ont er T hope you discharged the fellow.” Won't we need it worse than if Mr, Gorrox. tonce. Why, I had all but induced her to invest the money in one of my New Klondike mines.” we do whip them ?’ comicbooks.com