Judge — May 6, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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CONTINUAL DISCORD. teTTHIS thing of be- ing a sover- eign,” said the sultan of Turkey, “has its disagreeable features. One sits, as it were, on a powder-keg. There is liable to be an ex- plosion at any time. Such a thing as true friendship does not ex- ist. Endless jealousies disturb all the affairs of state. “ Ah!" exclaimed the vizier, “dost thou fear an insurrection, or are the Russians * blowed! 1 was think- ing of the harem.” RETALIATION. Mrs Tenspot — “TL see by the papers that Jaysmith’s young- est daughter is mar- ried. The Jaysmiths didn't send us an- nouncement cards.” Mr. Tenspot— “That settles it. I'll never attend another & maorio JUDGE'S WORLD'S FA/R No. XVI. IN OLD MADRID. In old Madnd, by myrties hid, i a You danced the wild bolero: funeral in their house. In a, Maurid, binbe Spanish Kid, You dressed as a torero. DISCHARGED. Songs, castanets— Good-bye ! regrets— ‘War's conquests, love's undo. Judge —"It's a Fasgnell and'yet can hears forget? There's no resisting you HER WAY. shame to see a respect May—""It's a funny thing for Tom Justwed to call his wife a Aidtle insurgent.” able man like you charged with intoxication. Why don’t you Dot—"An insurgent? Why? MAY—"' Well, you see, every time they have a fight she always looks fora cash com. Confine yourself to water?” Prisoner—" Your honor, | live in Brooklyn.” A PROVISO. Parson Porripce—"' De bible says, ‘A man dat is diligent in business shall stand befo' kings.” Deacon Doucuxutts—* Wa-al, dats all right—pervided he’s got accs."” comicbooks.com