Judge — August 20, 1898 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. IVILIZATION is a refinement of viciousness. Love knows little of sciences, but is master of arts. ‘Make the devil your lawyer and be caught on his hook. Aewoman must make her own laws/and follow her own fancies, old shoe. Te Ivis as difficult to drop'an old habit as it is to give up an A woman who has not patience was born with the most important function lacking. A KNOCKER FOR THE BUSINESS. —" How did you come to get discharged after growing bald in his service?” Dick—" The boss manufactures a hair-restorer.” KATWRINE GROSJEAM. : THE REASON. Mr. and Mrs, Newlywed are puzzled td kno why the lady in the background is so popular. ‘They do not know that she has on a Dewey waist, a Schley collar, a Hobson necktie, a Roosevelt fan, and a Wainwright belt. Sire SPANISH STRATEGY. “Admiral Cervera, on meeting Hobson after the sinking of the Merrimac, kissed him in admiration.” —Daily paper fy i /. % uy | VERY HOMELIKE. MotHeR—"*So you've got a letter from John Henry, down in Cuba? And what does he have to say?” Dauouter (reading her husband's letter)—"* Why, he says he doesn’t miss you and me half so much as he thought he would, because, he says, he has fights with the Spanish guerrillas most every day.” THE BRAVE CROW. THE wind was sullenly blowing Out of the leaden sky ‘When an old crow, feeling merry, Descended from on high. He looked at'the empty corn-field Which he'd so often robbed, And his soul was full of laughter As through the air he bobbed. “I smile at all fear," he warbled, And lit in the chicken-run And gulped the corn of the shy-*7- hais, Brimming with heart-felt fun. ** My kind regards to the farmer ;” ‘Then the marauder fat Flew away and found sweet slum- ber In the scarecrow’s old high hat. R. Xe MUNKEITTRICK HER IDEA. Miss Summergirl—" What are those birds?” Farmer Squash—" Them’s geese, ma’am.” Miss Summergirl— Geese, are they? I suppose you keep them so that you can raise your own gooseberries ? * ACES OF SPADES. Mrs, Dooty—* Oi assocyate wid no nagurs. Shure, me ancisters wor kings.” Mrs, Woory—" Huh! ‘I kin go yo’ wun bettah, ye MAIDS who, in your earnest prayers, From soldiers would avert all trace Of danger in the battle, there's Another peril they must face. To senoritas they may fall Enraptured, willing’ victims when It's learned Cervera, admiral, Kissed Hobson of the U. S. n. Suppose this Spanish trick should spread? Our forces must capitulate If lips Castilian, luscious red, Present them with a witching fate, The courtesy will surely get From civilization loud ** amen.” Cervera good example set With Hobson of the U. S. n. ‘The proper thing to do is this, When conquerors and conquered meet, To give the pacifying kiss— Especially if it be sweet. From Cuban towns there comes a smack— The vanquished are the victors then Who follow Cervera’s attack On Hobson of the U. S. n. EDWIN 1, SAIN. Mine wuz aces,” comicbooks.com