Judge — July 30, 1898 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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TEACHING AND LEARNING. aRBEY: sat together on the beach ; The waves were rolling high. She chanced to see, far out of reach, Outlined against the sky, A tiny sail. ** Tell me,” she cried, “* What can that white thing be?” With straining eyes the youth replied, “+ A little smack at sea.” He looked at her, she looked at him, But not a word was said ; Yet even in the twilight dim He saw her cheeks turn red. And then, as though he were afraid She'd question him no more, He seized and showed the blushing maid A little smack on shore. JAMES JAY O'CONNELL. STERN RETALIATION, Abe CoLLex—"* Whad yo’ puttin’ pizen on de seat ob dem pants fo'? Is yo" losin’ yo'r mind ?* Lew WemPLe— No, sah; but mah bes’ girl’s father am gwine toe lose a bull-dog.” NO INTERFERENCE. FOUR-YEAR. OLD praying for a continuance of fair weather in time of drought. Conscientious mamma — “No, dear; you must not pray that way—you must pray. for rain.” Diavolo (looking indignant) —"You leave God and me alone.” TO THE BOARD OF STRATEGY. TIS peaceful warfare is absurd A ‘The don will no more vex us 5 y , 3 If you but give our boys the word AN IMPOSSIBILITY, To hit his solar plexus. Mosk—** Why didn’ yo" git religion at dat las’ revival 7" Sampo—'* Wasn't able. Wuz so hoarse I couldn’ holler.” call it positively inconsistent.” Mr. Golightly looked pleased. “I am glad you look at the matter so sensibly, my dear. 1 was almost afraid you would regret my decision.” more of their friends didn’t volunteer for soldiers. “ Mabel Rawlinson doesn’t want her husband to go,” she jeered. Just imag- ine loving Ned Rawlinson more than one’s coun- try! Lawrence Parker ought to go, and Frank ANOTHER STORY. MBS. GOLIGHTLY told her husband that she was surprised that me to help her get up any more boxes for Cuban sufferers. I should Tuttle and Clara Earle’s husband. Oh, yes! and James Overmere. If Nellie doesn’t urge him she need never expect “What decision, George Golightly ?” “ To join the regiment, to fight for honor and the dear old flag.” “Of all things! You? You go to the war? Think of your little children going fatherless to bed and your wife a widow !" Mr. Golightly’s brow contracted. “I don't seem to understand, Emma. I thought you said Rawlinson and Tuttle and all those fellows ought to go.” “So they ought.” “But what is the difference? ‘They have wives and children.” “Really, Mr. Golightly, I thought you were aware that there is considerable difference. You are my husband and they VIOLETTE MALL. THOUGH many people praise of late The summer-girl of ‘ninety-eight, Tt seems to me there'd be more Mr. U. Nique, being devoted to both saddle-horse and bike, also the distingueness a coachman lent, finally made this fun compromise and found himself the observed of observers with great gratification. In a summer-girl of twenty-one. comicbooks.com 7