Judge — March 19, 1898 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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a Suage INTO MISCHIEF, Set. MAMMA" exe claimed Dorothy as a moth-miller hovered over the lamp, “just sees that little baby-butterfly has been into the flour- barrel.” NO TANKS. Theatrical manager (to stage- struck society amateur)—" My dear Mrs. Spouter, here's an oppor- tunity for you at last. 1 am going to put on * The Second Mrs. Tanqueray,’ Mk SpeinkLer—"* Why, Miss Rosebush ! I see that you and can place you in the haven't your bloomers of ean Miss Kostnusi—"Oh, no, You know I never wear ‘rs, Spouter (iadige them except in summer. nantly’ : am anxious to get a chance on the stage, and willing to begin at the bottom of the ladder; but to ask me to play in one of those horrid tank dramas is a little too much,” * No, than A HEART- BREAKING AFFAIR. LuLu _Rocks—" Dear me ! it must be a terrible thing to marry an English nobleman and then ”- Papa Rocks —"'And then what?” Lut Rocks‘ And then have him insist on traveling about with you "incognito." " A SINE QUA NON, Clubman num. ber one—" The wo- man [ marry must have brown eyes.” Clubman num- ber two—" The one of my choice must Hee rwaree not have red hai pee eo NIK Count de Monte ere's many a slip‘twixt the cup and lip, Carlo— Ab, for To this hobo that maxim me, I care not ze applies. color of ze hair or There's hard feeling along ‘ janes with the rotary skip ze eyes, so long as And the slip that he took — my fiancée have ze WAKNING. on the ice. green backs.” So, reader, beware on ap- proaching a pump: F YOU want to Beware of those sudden, swift shoots : mislead people THE HALF-STARVED BOARDERS. Beware of the foothold and as to your real char- treacherous lumps ; But, at's better, get spikes in your boots, honest with them. MANAGER (dime-mruseum)—"* T want you to make a tour of the boarding-houses of the town.” acter be perfectly Assistant—" What for?” a . Manacer—" Our living skeleton is dying, and we've got to get a man to take his place.” EXTRACTS FROM THE LENTEN SERMON. (As Mabel followed it) 6 ROW the head and bend the ,” “Satin stock around thet eee ‘arnal pleasures hold in } heck. sh papa would give a f CBee ill the cup Unto ThE Demy, ‘oses underneath the § DAM jing the ninety-seventh “+ Wonder how ‘twill look to bya." ** Keep us till we meet) oi ws ** Tilted on one side 5 9%!" ** Blessings we beseech, a-) ‘It will catch adozen jE TO HELP THE THING ALONG, SSYES, grandfather is ninety-nine years and six months of age.” “You ought to get him a bicycle.” A FORTUNATE F ince New arrivat (Datwson city)—"* You seem the only happy man in the town.” So as to help him make a cent- Lam, sir. I've got dyspepsia so bad | cant eat anything.” comicbooks.com