Judge — September 5, 1896 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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DISTINCTION MA the opera last winter.” “Yes; but now she doesn’t run on her neck, you see."* MY GAME. E PLAY at tennis, she and I, We play at tennis; yea, and slow Upon the lawn, and be the sky I make the score at times to go Or blazing hot or clouded black To win? Not I. Of serving that I care to get, Nor volleying, nor even yet GREAT WAR-RECORD. + sYOU want a pension, do you?” said the attorney to his caller.“ What is your war-record ?” . 5 Deacon Jounsor “Thave spent twenty consecutive summers at the seaside, and partici- coe) pated in no fewer than eighty-four engagements.” 1, RECKONED WITHOUT HIS * HOST.” ReTuRNeD TRAVEIER (sadly) —"* Ten years away from Jersey and not one friend to welcome me home.” uae A DIFFERENCE. “There goes Miss Blushington,who was ‘ running down’ décolleté dressing at She wins, unless I stay ; and no, ‘tis not the knack I make a hapless slip or press A point too far; but, don't you see, Whate‘er the game at times may be Is scoring games such great delight I score below or score above * ‘That T would play from morn till night. . To make her call out ** Forty, love” POULIP VERRILL MIGHELS, RIGHT OF A DEL- EGATE. SéPJID you understand D the question be- fore the house?” said one delegate to another. but 1 wasn't going to lose a vote," was A CANINE CON- UNDRUM. Bobby —*Does it make a dog happy to wag he has no tail to wag what makes him happy?” JUST SO. Sunday-school teach- er—"How did the giant Goliath pass into uncon- Johnnie— rocked him to sleep. PATIENCE chooses a single road—an un- PARALYZED WITH ASTONISHMENT. SSYVHAT a sad case of deformity!” remarked the stranger. “The poor man is almost bent double; his face nearly touches the ground,” “Yep, it's purty bad,” said the native.“ He's been that way ever since one day when he reached down t’ pick up a nickel an’ found ‘twas a quarter.” WHY HE THOUGHT SO. +4] THINK Miss Tenspot is trying to be a new woman,” said Skidds to Darley. “Why?” “A friend of mine who is a clerk in a shoe-store says she insists upon getting shoes large enough for her.” \ =) | i AN \\ WOULD COME LATER. T undahstan’ dat young Pahson Goodman doesn’ pussonal Deacon JACKSON—"* No ; he ain't married yet.” * Yea.” en when vid 2, RECKONED WITHOUT HIS “HOST.” “Ah, have something on me, boys! T might have known you wouldn't forget me.” comicbooks.com |;