Judge — March 7, 1896 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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age hand to understand about all these things. In my researches, my efforts to advance my sex, and in pursuit of those great objects of development in society which it should be the aim of every lover of her sex to foster and encourage in every way in her power, why, 1 might be taken away from home a great deal. But Iam sure that wouldn't make you love me any the less—would it, dear?” He—"No, indeed. I believe that a hus- ( L band and wife, in these great days of advane- tila SS ed thought, should be entirely independent of bie K each other. The time has gone by for that ~ ; te clinging, dependent sort of love that used to " be so much in vogue. The only proper way to develop the individual character is to have it absolutely free. I am very glad that you have brought this matter up, dear.” “And I am so glad that you agree with me.” Lam with you heart and soul. The fact is, I was a little bit worried myself for fear you would expect from me that absolute submission which, as I have just remarked, is so obsolete. Now all is plain. I can leave home at any time now and be gone as long as I like withoat feeling that when Tcome back I will get a curtain-lecture.” She— 1 never thought of that.” He— "Why, of course. Then there was another thing that bothered me. 1 was afraid that 1 wouldn't be able to read my paper at the breakfast-table, but it's all right now.” Ske—"1 don't know that I would mind that."* He—"To be sure you wouldn't. Still, as you say, it's just as well beforehand to have these things understood. By Jove! I can have some of the girls around to dinner, can't 1?" what girls?” He— Why, all the girls I know. Do you know that, while I love you dearly, 1 hated to think of giving up so much of the - companionship of the other sex. Now under this new régime all is as plain as day. 1"— She—" My dear!" He—" What is it, my darling?” She—" Let's arbitrate.” you wassox. PENANCE, GLE will for dissipations past Reveal her deep regrets By wearing o'er a face downcast Sweet Lenten violets. As. 7. THE ACME OF CRUELTY. SO\JHAT was Nero's great act of 4 FREE LUNCH , TO.DAY GOLF TERMS. The proper position for a drive. A REALIST’S PLAINT. Fassnp Ricarpo (af eight a, m.)—"' It cannot be thus much longer, The sides of nature will not sustain it.” THE ONLY THING TO DO. She— Ol course, dear, after we are married you will be perfectly willing for me to preserve my independence. You know the old idea about a woman being such a slave to her husband has long since gone b: He—" Oh, certainly, my darlin shall expect you to preserve your individ- uality.” ‘She—* But don't you think I would better make it more explicit, so there will be no mistake ?” He—"\n what way?” She—" Suppose there should be a nice woman's club formed in the neigh- borhood—you wouldn't object to my join- ing, would you?” He—" Certainly not.” She—"And then if I became very much more interested in several subjects that I have been studying of late, you know I might want to talk about them— of course before a select audience, Would you mind that ?” He—"Go ahead and make all the speeches you want.” She—"1 knew you would feel that way about it with your liberal views. Would you mind, dear—that is, if the time should come—if I voted?” A SNAPPER. cruelty?” asked the teacher of He—* Why should 1?" _ BrowN—"'T thought Jones struck a snap when he married the class in history. She—" 1am only speaking now of the — Miss von Golden.” eaidea GAIL Iie : SarrH—" Jones thought so too until the snap struck him, Possibilities. Still, it's just as well before- She was captain of her foot-ball team when at Vassar.” “ Playin’ the fiddle," was the prompt response. And the teacher let it go at that. A WINTER'S TALE.” Hicxs—"Ah, how this reminds ane " But unfortunately Hicks dozed, me of my boyhood !" No more stoves in an easychair and fatch the move, 484 the movement of the fre has a ——And after Hicks cooled down tore aver eres bad habit of popping out red-hot — he concluded to go back to stoves, coals, comicbooks.cpm {