Judge — July 27, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Auage TRILBY’S EPITAPH. WEET grew the humble wayside flower, Tended and nourished by a welcome power, Until it blossomed and grew open-eyed, ‘Then saw its awful gardener and died. WOULD RETURN THE FAVOR. Father —" My dear sit, you performed a noble act of heroism this morning in saving my daughter trom drowning.” Young man—" It was a narrow escape for the young lady.” Father—" \twas, indeed. 1 want to thank you, young man, and assure you that if I ever see any of your family in a similar predicament it will be my pleasure to reciprocate.” DELMONICO’S IN 1900. First rrienp—"* Had any luck?” SkcoND FRIEND—"* Bully. Why, it ain't been an hour since I had a lovely nibble.” Flopps— Say, waiter, we want a corking supper with something fine as a cen- tral feature. What do you recommend?” : Waiter —* Well, it comes high, but 4 1 THE POINT OF VIEW. what will please you best is steer on toast. The sentimentalist — Doesn't Miss Alll the trust people eat it.”* Dove look as if she was very sweet and tender ?” The gourmet—Nes, indeed! As if all she needed to make her perfect was a few mushrooms.” A POSSIBLE REASON. Petersbe—* Why doesn't Brownkins * ever send his wife to the seashore sum- mers?” Bl Spc ic hi 17 ty Jonesly—" Don't know. 1 guess it is -RESORTER. because he doesn’t know what good times He is paying fifty dollars a week at this summer resort and is @ fellow can have when he sends his wife reading how cool it is in New York city. there.” THEIR RIVAL CLAIMS. Trivvet—"\ suppose that GI is the best friend Ireland ever had. Dicer— 1 don't think he can compare with Columbus as a benefactor to Ireland.” Trivuet—" What did Columbus ever do for Ireland?” Dicer— How would Irishmen have ever got on American police forces if Co- lumbus had never discovered the coun- try?" dstone comicbooks.com