Judge — June 8, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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SPrortT—* Iamapo's jockey 's dropped his whip! Ie loses sure." Texas Tom (whirling his black-snake whif)—"1s that so?" — THE WILY FARMER. HE WATCHES ever and anon His grass from day to day ; Soon he will coax his boarders on To help him make his hay. JUNE BUGS. THE match-making mamma now thinks about sending her thin daughter to the mountains and her plump one to the sea-shore. AN EXPERT “ WHIP." —(Whirr! crack ! crack! crack !) an’ has dollars on him.” (Crack !) (Hamapo wins by a length.) “Not while Texas Tom ‘s got his * black snake’ just as fashionable to spend the summer in the Catskills as to take a trip abroad, The amateur gardener who set out his flower-beds a few weeks ago now looks upon the result of his labors with a tired feeling and realizes that gardening is one of the exact sciences. The summer girl will read in all the women's papers that the “Marriage is indeed a divine IT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE; OR, THE REASON WHY bathing-costumes are going to be institution,” remarks the minister as Eliza, Elizabeth, Ietsey and Bess, who swear by bloomers and look like this in very modest this year, and then she he counts up his wedding-fees and starts off on the grand tour. The skinny girl now weighs herself every day and wonders whether she will spend the summer in the mountains or at the sea-side. The woman who went into raptures over the beautiful new house she moved into last May is them, wear the fin-de-siécle style, while will sit down and design a suit for herself that would bring a blush to a Trilby. FOR THE SAKE OF ART. LAST week I made a plaster east Of pretty Lou's artistic hand. The fine result, the pale white last, Sits on my spindle rosewood stand, now just as enthusiastic over get- ting out of it for the summer. i long'to tape catering art This is the month when the Kittie, Kit and Katherine, who appear like this in them (in private), cry And an impression now I'd make, married man gets gray-haired try- down the natty, up-to-date habit, and deride the symmetrical wearers as bold, This time upon her little heart. ing to convince his wife that it is allectatious tom-boys. ARTHUR Jov. Since such impressions I can take BAN casn | ICAGO MODESTY. *Vhy did you nod maig dot sale to dot Shicago man?" SALESMAN—""Ach ! he vas too modest. Ie called fur a number eighd had, und I say * You haf a pig head,’ und he god ub und vent oud.” comicbooks.com