Judge — February 9, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

86 THE TAMING OF THE UNRULY PIGS. A RELIABLE TESTIMONIAL, Dear sir—I have experimented with your barbed-wire fence and am dead stuck on it. Yours, etc., Texas Hayskep, SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. A DISCIPLE perpetuates the glory of the master; an imitator squanders it. ‘There is more to be hoped from coarse extraction than from late degeneration. In certain personal matters it is more satisfactory to be displeased by one's self than pleased by another. Scorn whom we scorn and ridicule whom we ridicule, or be scorned and ridiculed with them, saith the fool. A man’s usefulness is less de- pendent upon what he knows than upon his ability to investigate and learn, An inherited tendency to theft is not so often an exaggeration of the secretive faculty as the meaningless reflection of it. KATHRINE GROSJBAN, THE BUSINESS DEPRESSION. SeYVHAT! you have had only three offers of marriage in the last month? How do you account for it?” “Ob, well, business is terribly de- pressed, you know.” “MUSIC HATH CHARMS” (). Mrs. Gotitast (to her father, who has just come to the city on a visit from Faraer Burnar (three hours later, as he climbs into the real piano) — Canajoharie)—"* Now, pa, 1 am going out for a short time, If Iam notin by ‘*I've heerd a good deal about these pianny-beds, but ‘peers tew me the wire ten o'clock you can go up and sleep in the new piano-bed.”" mattress runs the wrong way in this one.”” comicbooks.com