Judge — December 8, 1894 — page 41: what you’re looking at

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31 SHE GAVE IT AWAY. ts] SUPPOSE. you have a goose for Christmas dinner,” A prom pt Re ply TS i blushing young girl, TOTO TOR TITS TOUT OCC OR who was doing the marketing because her mother so busy she actually couldn't. “Mr, Sissy is coming down to the house— re ansanoaraanaanaraannngnonads that is—er—er—mam- ma says one about the ze, Mr. Cleav- NO OCCASION FOR SELF-DENIAL, Mr. Brotherton (giving Uncle Pete his Christmas din * Now, Uncle Pete, you better not eat any of that mince pie. It’s got brandy in it, and you know you're a teetotaler.” Uncle Pete— Yes, sav; L know, sab, But I'se got de ‘spepsy so bad dat 1's boun’ t’ ‘pent befo’ mawnin’ ennyhow, so | mout as well hab some HER OWN BLAME. CHRISTMAS AT THE RESTAURA Cora—" You haven't given me a Christmas present yet.” Guest—" | wish you'd take this fowl out and ask him if he isn’t sorry he crowed Merritt—" Then why don’t you stand under'the mistletoe?” when Cleveland was elected.” SS N NAMES FIN my . { \ A WOMAN SCORNED. yez Oi am from this hour. Ver son 's afther insooltin’ me.” t! not Charlie? . thar-r-lie! He med me poocker up me mout' fer a kiss, an’—an’ ‘And what?” Thin said April fool.” comicbooks.com