Judge — December 8, 1894 — page 42: what you’re looking at

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CHRISTMAS JUDGE UNACCOUNTABLE. Critical friend—" Seems to me your Christmas story is lacking in warmth,” Pennaway— Ought not to be. mometer was in the nineties.” IT IS A QUESTION. AX INQUISITIVE youngster whose mother had said That Santa Claus gave away trinket and toy To only good children sat straight up in bed : was Santa Claus ever a boy? I wrote it when the ther- FIRE CRACKERS Ang) CANDY IS CHES TAU TS 4 WITH BOB AND ME. & teas TWEWaNTs 2 WINCHESTER Rifles AND SIX-SELF cock fff IN PISTOLS AS WE LEVE TOFIT INIUNS AT OWcE QURS LOVEINCLY JIMMIE 5 yy A CHRISTMAS EPISODE. Gurst (alarmed at new arrivals, to host)—"* Ef dey keeps on like dese two, hadn’ . a "yo bettah yank down de miz'letoe an’ call de game off *” CHRISTMAS EVE. ; Jummie—"* I guess that'll fetch him, Bobbie.” VIVID REMINDERS. A POPULAR FALLACY. or ALL the maxims, , Ted—" That yule-log no doubt i recalls many memories.” 3 Ned—"\t should. I started it Wise saws and axioms, ‘There's one that makes me grieve ; with a package of old love-letters.”” For the Christmas present Is not more pleasant To give than to receive. 5 PREPARATION. . § LL Christmas week van Pelt, we see, SUCCEEDED. Nems 4 Is keeping up an awful spree, Brown (filling the stockings)\— ¢ SEE Because he’s made a vow, they say, “Hopping hornets, woman! my foot \ & ' _. That he'll swear off on New-year's day. is caught in the rat-trap. This is a , ZA : Sg nice place to set such a thing.” J THE LAST COURSE. Mrs, Brown" forgot to tell E + Mamma— Why don't you eat you, my dear, that Johnnie said he IsaacstE1N (showing off his son's abilities}—"" Tell your your plum-pudding, Richie >” was going to catch Santa Claus.” 7 geantlases nd grandmudder der sum you vas doin’ on your Richie (grown critical with re- 3 Dis is de queschun : Subbose you heda hundert pletion) —“ There's too much cologne led oud at ten per cend. inderess — in the sauce.” —und you lost von half of der brincipal on pad notes und couldn't collect der inderesd on der udder half, und ""—— TOO MUCH FOR THE ISAACSTEINS. comicbooks.com